Get The CBA Done, USL!

@markbriggs6 @SacRepublicFC Crossing fingers there'll be tickets available to the public for the 5/29 match; already bought filthy-cheap airfare from Phoenix to Sacramento that weekend..

@CarmichaelDave @thebobbyjackson At least let me finish them first before bussin' out that shite..!

Happy 12th birthday to the greatest Facebook post ever @thebobbyjackson

@BransonCw If it's true, then absolutely book the assaulting party a stay at Casa de Rio Cosumnes. No one should harm a child, especially in that manner. We'll see if we get any confirmed details..

@PortPowerTX If any of our fans touched a child of the opposing team, I will definitely be on their side. (Their justification.) Hopefully that proves to be false. Otherwise, they have no excuse.

If there's anyone in trouble, it's those soft taco merchants trying to act hard shell..

@Latino69Heat69 @WrestleOps @FightfulSelect 😭😭

@WrestleOps @FightfulSelect Nooooooooo! @PortPowerTX

AEW is reportedly expecting Toni Storm to be out of action for the rest of 2026 at minimum. (via @FightfulSelect)

Heading south for U.S. Open Cup Round 2️⃣ 🆚 Valley FC 📅 March 31 ⏰ 7PM 📺 CBS Sports Golazo Network

@SacRepublicFC Naming rights, and/or upgrade to 20k capacity (which will include shaaaaaaaade).

BIG news coming 03.24.26

@KingCharge @SacRepublicFC We don't need ML-A$$.

@SacRepublicFC MLS #SOON

@1stPlayerTokens @SacRepublicFC Birthday week, Awwwwww shit! 27th here..

@SacRepublicFC one day before my birthday!

To better align with their Customer Support (or rather, lack of), @FlixBus_NA in North America have revealed their new brand name. Because they will delay your bus by 10 hours, give no explanation why, make you nearly miss a family member's funeral in the process, w/ no refund.

@1776USAForever Or Afroman to fuck your wife.. some more.

@kcranews Should’ve sent in @ICEgov

El Farolito players got into it with Sacramento Republic FC fans after El Farolito’s loss in the U.S. Open Cup. Some players even rushed the stands. This, after a midfield melee erupted in the final moments of the match between both squads. There were 3 ejections in all.

What's worse? Losing in court to Afroman, or trying to convince a jury that people think your wife slept with Afroman?

@jonnyitis25 @Valor_Nash @AlexTaskerTV @ussoccer El Farolito & @Charmin should do a collab, seeing as both are..

@Valor_Nash @PortPowerTX @AlexTaskerTV @ussoccer Seriously, imagine playing sport and can’t handle being mocked/taunted by an opposing player during a rivalry. So weak

@Valor_Nash @jonnyitis25 @AlexTaskerTV @ussoccer Guess EF shouldn't have pulled a Shuttleworth and clear the ball correctly? That would have given them a chance for an equalizer. But if wishes were fishes, their restaurant would be serving up sushi today.. 🍣

@jonnyitis25 @PortPowerTX @AlexTaskerTV @ussoccer Oh I don’t think you are, just insane that that’s their excuse.. as if it excuses everything they did prior. Per their reporter, they were upset our players “mocked them” after we scored the second goal lol missionlocal.org/2026/03/el-far…

@FlixBus_NA And less refundable!

We’re expanding in the Northeast! Starting today, FlixBus launched its first-ever direct connection between Maine and New York City. Your next trip just got easier and more affordable!

@jonnyitis25 @Valor_Nash @AlexTaskerTV @ussoccer "in 2 weeks", I'm sure.. 😄

@Valor_Nash @PortPowerTX @AlexTaskerTV @ussoccer I’m not even close to defending them. Just repeating what they are claiming. They say “video’s coming out.” But still waiting… 😂🤷‍♂️

The Adams County Sheriff's Office has received a flood of social media comments, DMs, and phone calls about the #Afroman defamation trial. It’s clear this is important to a lot of people. There's just one small issue: that's the ACSO in Ohio. We are the ACSO in #Colorado. Different states, same name. #AfromanTrial #WrongAdamsCounty

@SacRepublicFC Happy Birthday from East Texas, @FreddyKleemann !! 🎂🎂🎂

Wishing Freddy Kleemann a very happy birthday today!! 🎂🎉

@freddiehighodds Game's over, bot.

@SeanCunningham @herculezg Free game posted on telegram, link on my bio

U.S. Open Cup opener in Sacramento turns ugly tonight following the Republic FC's second goal of the game, ends up a 2-0 victory over El Farolito. The match, with the postgame melee, had 13 misconducts, 3 ejections. El Farolito players going after fans in the stands after.

@BD123abc @SeanCunningham @SacPolice Usually, it's Cal Expo Police that does the rounds. Guessing if someone in that section had a vuvuzela or flagpoles, Cal Expo PD would have reacted quicker?

@SeanCunningham Where the hell is @SacPolice in all of this? Didn’t see one LEO this entire video.