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@expomick condolences to John Garrett's family. Funfact he assisted on Gordie Howe's last goal!

@Bonsie1951 @unionvillearms Such a shame that the @MapleLeafs forced you into early retirement. It sure would be great to hear your voice a few weeks from now.

Good time had by all @unionvillearms last night to celebrate our retirement. Thanks to everyone who dropped by

@expomick Colorado beats Carolina in 7 with a goal by Nate who also wins the Conn Smythe

@thegoldenmuzzy Like Marty always says... the best ability is availability.

Curious to see what the new AI Leafs GM decides to do with the crease Dennis Hildeby looks ready for the NHL. Most importantly, he seems pretty durable, something that's plagued Woll & Stolarz

@thegoldenmuzzy Haha Kucherov is not aloud to win the hart. Even if he got 200pts

My NHL Award Picks: Jack Adams - Dan Muse Hart - Nikita Kucherov Norris - Zach Werenski Vezina - Ilya Sorokin Selke - Nick Suzuki Calder - Matthew Schaefer

@Yuridegopnik @memechaotic I've heard from subway employees that they unplug the freezers overnight to save electricity.

@memechaotic lol it’s real bread, this is the only thing that’s okay. But the real problem is their freezers. Not one is cleaned to code. Also they store everything in there, anything meat, anything vegetable. Only to transfer to a fringe when they’re running low. Veggies aren’t half bad tbh

This can't be real..

@Marlayna29 Coffee

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@trumplicans2024 Superfly

who...

@AntiLeftMemes Zeuss

@td_nash Jim Kelly

Who was the Quarterback of your favorite team when you first started watching them?🧐🔥

@JunkWaxHeroes Ah yes...Nolan Ryan the quarterback.

Junk Wax Card of the Night 🌜

@Bonsie1951 @AngusGlenGC @hockeywithheart @Jim_Ralph @JesseRalph @HockeyHelps This is great but you and @Jim_Ralph roast each other every game anyway and dammit I'll miss it.

I’m Getting Roasted Nov 14 @AngusGlenGC with info @hockeywithheart Roasters include @Jim_Ralph @JesseRalph Jeff McEnery of Letterkenny not to mention the Bowen Boys and anyone else. Proceeds to @HockeyHelps

@MuskokaCoach18 Tallest guy in hockey 🏒 at the time. Pure beauty.

When you stop in at a card store in Vaughn for the 1st time and you catch a glimpse of the Mayor of Gravenhurst in an oldies box right away…ya just gotta get it 😂

@MuskokaCoach18 But also for stealing that kids hat!

Now if you follow me you might know I am against cancel culture. However every now and then I make an exception This time it’s for CEO Piotr Szczerek Not for the greasy act of stealing a hat meant for a kid but for his complete asshole statement when outed Karma will find him

@Sportsnet Big save Dave

The best nickname in sports is: _____

@burnsieoriginal Preach it! Protect thy castle.

I don’t give a shit what anyone says, if you break into my home, you better be prepared to deal with my 12 gauge.

@burnsieoriginal @PizzaGirl902 Sounds like a beautiful lake.

Friday night vibes on Porters lake with @PizzaGirl902. Have a good weekend everybody! 🍻

@TLNdc Tie domi

Tyler Biggs was voted as the worst draft pick in Maple Leafs history. Now it's time to vote on who is the best enforcer in Maple Leafs history.

I got a little carried away with this one but what the hell. Life is short. You know it works. Like, retweet, & make sure you’re following ⁦@burnsieoriginal⁩ for your chance to win the wax, the cards, & some Burnsie bonuses. Good luck & ty for playing! #Bluenoserbeauty