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@vcatalina96 This 👏. Part of a good team moral is to have unity but also privacy.

They’re coming from Freiburg and are travelling to Madrid tomorrow. Let the players also enjoy Easter with their families. Not everything is tactics and mind games.

@colefcbm I mean it’s also very difficult for Flick to lift Davies like that. And Nagelsmann would run to lift Goretzka so 😏😏😏😏

@NealGardner_ That funny feeling is coming because of seeing years of cheating and we won’t be surprised if it happens again.

I have zero logic to base this on, but have a funny feeling Madrid somehow get past Bayern.

@iMiaSanMia Davies’s leg looks weird here. Is everything okay?

📸 Training ahead of #SCFFCB

Has a team gone a season without a win in IPL? CSK might do it this time.

@esetfcb I’m afraid they are going to create a scoreline worse than 8-2.

What PSG are going to do to Liverpool..

That’s peak laziness. I am understand a typo has come in 1 place. But to call Freiburg, Friedburg is embarrassing.

@esetfcb Many of Dortmund’s toughest games are still to come. In this final stretch, they have to face Stuttgart, Leverkusen, Freiburg, Frankfurt and Hoffenheim.

I think this game in Freiburg is the game who could define the rest of the season. You win and the Bundesliga is over and you can rotate in the next games. You lose and you are kind of force to play your best XI all week ends. Let's also see if Dortmund can win all their games.

@CeaserWrestles Off topic but what is this dude doing at 0:37 😭😭😭

Brock Lesnar mocking Paul Heyman with his classic introduction was straight-up PEAK. The way Heyman was reacting when Lesnar was announcing himself was HILARIOUS. 😭 and 80,000 people erupting and screaming "BRRRROCKKKKK LESNARRRRRRRR!" HOLY FREAKIN' CHILLS! 🔥😮‍💨

@WGolazo And yet these loudmouths call Bundesliga a farmers league.

Manchester United have failed to get past Bayern Munich in each of their last FOUR Champions League quarterfinal matchups 😳

@iMiaSanMia Just say Barcelona women. This reminds me of that Madrid Extra post where they said one of these teams will face Real Madrid after Bayern beat Atalanta 1-6.

FC Bayern Frauen beat Manchester United Women 2-1 (5-3 on aggregate) in front of 25,000 fans at Allianz Arena and advance to the #UWCL semifinals Semifinal opponent will be the winner of FC Barcelona Femení vs Real Madrid (Barça lead 6-2 in the first leg)

@iMiaSanMia This time serve the ass whooping to United that was missed in the first leg.

Vincent Kompany and his staff, as well as Uli Hoeneß, Max Eberl and Christoph Freund are at Allianz Arena supporting FC Bayern Frauen against Manchester United Women in the UWCL

@OlisialaEra He’s also the only one in the list with a comparable ratio when compared to Messi.

Olise already being in the top-10 is crazy

@vcatalina96 That game Atalanta wanted to defend deep but got brutally destroyed in the first half itself. Bayern players were playing anywhere they want and that lead to unpredictability.

"Bayern Munich in the absence of Harry Kane do not have the same threat." Meanwhile Bayern Munich

@iMiaSanMia Just say you don’t like to be questioned and move on you fragile ego.

Julian Nagelsmann was annoyed when asked about Deniz Undav again at the press conference after the game • How did you see Undav's performance and goal? And what did you make of his statement that his [substitute] role might change if he keeps on scoring goals? Nagelsmann: "He put himself under pressure with his statements, so it's okay for me. As soon as he starts scoring less goals... He's simply putting himself under pressure. If he can handle that, then it's very good. I didn't think his performance was good until the goal. I believe he only touched the ball once before scoring. But that's also what makes him a top striker, to be at the right time where the ball is. He did well with the goal. But I'm not sure if he would have been able to make that same move had he been running around for 70 minutes before. We'll play in 42 degrees in the summer, which can be exhausting for him. He did that move because he was fresh. We'll need some game-changers [off the bench] in the summer to decide games. We'll not always be able to decide games in the first 60 minutes. That's his task and his role. Enough has been said about this Deniz Undav saga that's been dragging on for 7 days now"

Scary movie series have fried my brain so bad that I watch these scary movies and find them funny.

@iMiaSanMia This guy will lose 3-0 in the World Cup and then realise that these average players that he keeps giving chances are the same players that will cost him his job again.

Julian Nagelsmann on whether Lennart Karl has earned a World Cup spot: "Lenny made a great impression in both games. He's a very good player. That was a small step forward. Now I hope he stays humble, keeps pushing and gets a few more appearances at Bayern. Of all the young players we've had here so far, he's been one of the best" [@kerry_hau]

@scoutedftbl Don’t know why but I got a feeling one of these will be playing for Bayern.

Bookmark this and come back in five years time.

I don’t know what’s worse the thing this account said or the username 😬

@Dax_LFC @iMiaSanMia You may not know this but the season Bayern signed Kane they ended up with a net positive transfer. That’s the same window in which Liverpool got Gravenberch. In other words, Kane’s transfer got Liverpool Gravenberch.

@iMiaSanMia I wonder how he can spend that money.

Uli Hoeneß on Harry Kane's worth in today's market: "It was a bit of a risk [spending around €100m on him in 2023]. But he's played incredibly well for us in recent years. If we consider the price-performance ratio, I'd say 150 million. But then you see that Alexander Isak of Liverpool cost 150 million euros. If he's worth 150 million, then Harry is worth 250 million euros" [@kicker]