Spamnon 🔞

Well, here's my Spamtong. I gave him clinical depression because why not. (And my moles)

@NikoKorpel39055 FIVE. CENTIMETERS. DOES. NOT. MAKE. A. BIG. DIFFERENCE. LIKE. THAT.

@Possible__Spam HOW, I'M TALLER THAN YOU

I love how my husband tries to seduce me, chokes on water, and we end up laughing about it and then go back to being horny again. God I fucking love this relationship 🖤 I love that I can laugh with my husband, have our silly awkward moments and go back to kissing eachother

@NikoKorpel39055 You said your hips on my ass so it would mean you would be positioned in a way that would make you not align with my head when laying down you absolute buffoon

@Possible__Spam I DIDN'T FUCKING KNOW OT WAS LIKE THATTT

@NikoKorpel39055 Licks ur hand

I am absolutely geeked, this is what happens after a nut ig

@NikoKorpel39055 >:(((

@Possible__Spam Yeah because apperently spooning means halfway down your fucking back, when in my mind I thought it was just clinging onto your partner from behind

Gonna go and beat my dick with a hammer on call with my husband now

@NikoKorpel39055 Yes

Gang should I redraw him as Nik

@NikoKorpel39055 I'm not busy but you ass ain't picking up. Get on call.

I have done nothing this entire day but fucking bed rot. And I hate it. I hate it so fucking bad. I have nothing to fucking do, the only people I talk to are busy or asleep and i'm getting lost in my thoughts. I don't wanna talk in servers, it's not the fucking same.

@mamazrtasty69 She is an absolute baby..! 😭💗

@Possible__Spam So cooool

My precious lil princess~ she has been with me for around 13 years now. Grammostola rosea 0.1

@jellyartzz Oh, it depends! The males, depending on species, usually only live for 3 to maybe 7 years, if you are lucky. The females can go past 30!

@Possible__Spam Oh wow, how long can spiders live?

@NikoKorpel39055 Schopfwachtel

Will there ever be a day when my hair decides to not bullshit me

I also have trichophilia but yeah, i can keep myself together really well.

Having paraphilias can be funny. Imagine having to tell someone to stop talking a certain way on calls because it hammers a massive error into your head (phonophilia)

It feels systematic... higher ups are worried about low birth rates. How do you get more starving wage workers? You ban abortions and heighten risk of assault that leads to pregnancies. The machines have to keep running, don't they?

Banning any form of pornography will eventually lead to more sexual assault and violence as it takes away an outlet for already frustrated individuals.

Working at a flower shop be like

@NikoKorpel39055 He forgor to get VK... 💔

@Possible__Spam @ims0ru1ned I forgot 💔

Beware of @ims0ru1ned, he called me a bitch on call :(((( 💔

@ims0ru1ned Now he is denying it too!

@Possible__Spam nuuu i didnt 🥺🥺🥺

@NikoKorpel39055 @ims0ru1ned Get VK then >:(((

@Possible__Spam @ims0ru1ned Yall callin without me 😔