John is not here right now

Average penis size on earth 5.5 inches Average penis size on Twitter just under 11 feet 🤔

"It's lonely at the top"... well fuck, it's lonely at the bottom too.

I've been single so long, my hand is looking to file a restraining order

@ash_isawitch I think i'm gonna need more information

Your calculator app tells me most of what I need to know about you.

@inkedwifelife21 @ash_isawitch Well at least something finds me naked😂

i hope this post finds you naked 🖤

@Julssszz1 ☠️.... damn that bad?

See I'm safe!😂♥️🖤😉

@coffeeordie71 That's fair

@realtalkstruth Every weekday.

Who is up before 5 am?

@JustAMomNamedMM It's going to be a long summer

@PossiblyDrunk87 My mom lives in Florida and I couldn’t believe how hot it’s been already and it’s only May. 😬

It's definitely summer here in Florida, spent the day doing yard work and flew right past sunburnt and into 2nd degree burns.

I hate being sunburnt. I'm peeling like the paint off a chevy.

@mollyringwurm17 I love pickles period.

I love pickles on sandwiches

@muheediva01 @Chiquita__Chula I hit forty with no kids but I damn sure didnt hit it slowly.

Women are slowly hitting 40 unmarried, UNBOTHERED and with no KIDS 😭😭

@Julssszz1 Hmmm... I'm none of them

YES, I'm alllll of them!!! 🤣♥️🖤

@sexysportslover Same.... not consecutively but it counts I think.

Instagram banned me for this sarcastic comment on ad promoting a non FDA approved medication that allows you to drink alcohol without the hangovers. Tell me again how im promoting the use of addictive substances?

You are going to kill yourself if you keep living like that. Well what the fuck is taking so long

@cheygoulet I came from the same situation. I knew by the time I was 15 that I didn't want to live like that. When all my friends were buying cars in there early 20s, I bought my first house. Im not rich by any means but I don't worry about anything financially.

@PossiblyDrunk87 Facts. The peace of mind is the best part.

Growing up dirt poor not being able to afford anything to being able to buy anything I want (within reason) is such a good feeling dude

@lexafutrell23 Probably sobbing and apologizing for 8 1/2 minutes

give me inspo lol wyd if we got 10mins in a room alone?

Jesus was definitely white. Have you tasted communion? No seasoning at all