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@TheBabylonBee Buc-ee’s announces first Heavenly Destination with hundreds of gas pumps. Mars still under review.

God Confirms Heaven Will Have A Buc-ee's buff.ly/3ZsmZG0

Mike Pence Unveils Plans for Space Force Academy at Area 51 thesatiricalpost.com/single-post/Mi… #SpaceForce

Donald Jr. Declares Bid for Presidency, in Self-Pardon Backup Plan thesatiricalpost.com/single-post/Do…

@Thebigguy360 @PaulManafort No deal without the finder fee

@PostingSatire @PaulManafort We will get a sweet deal... The USA can send $125 billion in aid to the Ukraine to help them as a new state... And I will just get a 1% finder fee... Win-Win-Make off Like a Bandit-Win....

Manafort Lobbies Congress on Behalf of Self to Make Ukraine 51st State thesatiricalpost.com/single-post/Ma…

Major Objectivity Win: New York Times Hires President Trump as Chief Fact Checker thesatiricalpost.com/single-post/Ne…

'Looking For a New, Exciting Sugar Substitute? Try Mustard,' says health advisor Gregor Wolfowitz. thesatiricalpost.com/single-post/Lo…

Jeff Sessions Creates Recusal Liberty Task Force, Ending Recusal Discrimination thesatiricalpost.com/single-post/Je…

'Worried You Could Catch a Cold? Then Practice Bad Hand-Eye Coordination,' says health advisor Gregor Wolfowitz.

CDC Develops New 'Trump Derangement Syndrom' Vaccine thesatiricalpost.com/single-post/CD…

California Agrees to Build Border Wall out of Straws thesatiricalpost.com/single-post/Ca…

@Thebigguy360 @MissionFilm It did its own stunts

@PostingSatire @MissionFilm Does the moustache show up alone in the mid-credit teaser for the next MI movie?

'Henry Cavill raises the bar for spy film mustaches in the latest installment of #MissionImpossible' says film critic Kip Stanton. @MissionFilm

Afraid to Ask Your Doctor About Lupus? Then Watch Any Episode of House M.D. thesatiricalpost.com/single-post/Af…

President Trump Re-Hires Michael Cohen to Fix Michael Cohen Problem thesatiricalpost.com/single-post/Pr…

@Thebigguy360 That’s Mr. Dick Dickenstein

@PostingSatire Is he using a new alias of: “Dick Dickenstein”???

Rod Rosenstein to Enter Witness Protection Until Mueller Probe Concludes thesatiricalpost.com/single-post/Ro…

'Unsure How to Stop Your Child From Biting Their Nails? Then Bite Them With Her' says health advisor Gregor Wolfowitz. thesatiricalpost.com/single-post/Un…

Dancing With the Stars Announces James Gunn Not Too Disgraced to be Contestant thesatiricalpost.com/single-post/Da…

Trump Supporter Applies for Security Clearance Ahead of White House Meeting thesatiricalpost.com/single-post/Tr…