Dodo

@TheShowtimeReds antony 0-14 my guy

Media fraud. Actual fraud.

@TheFergusonWay now show the stats of our forwards please

@FootballFunnnys I mean, they haven’t even played a game together.?

😂😂😂

@utdbrxy You underestimate how shit we can be my guy

Real talk we obvs aint holding 7 again on Sunday. I still believe that game was an anomaly and Liverpool were just clinical. This time, we’ll play even worse, they will play even better but it’ll end like 3-0.

@utdbrxy shut up bro

Yep this is the project that finally takes off. I feel it somewhere

@FootballFunnnys 25 fucking injuries you daft shit

He got the striker he wanted He got the winger he wanted He got the midfielder he wanted He got the goalkeeper he wanted He got the players he wanted Out of Carbao Cup Out of the Champions League 6th in the League What's the excuse Ten Hag???

@samuelluckhurst go fuck yourself

The MEN and other outlets have been banned from Ten Hag's press conference today by #mufc comms director Andrew Ward manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football…

@SideCharacter22 @mxdric don’t forget the absolute disrespect galatasaray fans showed when the visited old trafford, tearing down our flags and banners. Although we drew, they deserve the disrespect

So Antony apologises for him, and then he does it AGAIN and Bruno has to stop him, he’s trying his best to be an annoying brat

@terryflewers Can you shut the fuck up please

@centredevils @TheAthleticFC can they fuck off

🚨🚨🌕| No discussions have taken place with Rúben Amorim, although United expressed interest in him via an intermediary before Erik ten Hag's appointment. [@TheAthleticFC]

@TheAthleticFC who are you hearing this from??

What we're hearing on Erik ten Hag's #MUFC future: ▪️ Manager safe - for now ▪️ But unrest growing in squad ▪️ Maguire & Sancho situations caused disquiet ▪️ 'Play more football' comments v Brentford went down badly ▪️ Ownership uncertainty is complication ▪️ No succession plan

@ErlingRoIe Recency bias is wildin’

The best performance in Champions League history

@QnIyFanz @LouieAlissa I think it’s cursed because it was release at the same time man utd tweeted “once a devil, always a devil” (something like that)

@LouieAlissa how’s it cursed when we’ve not played a game in it

Today’s the first game in that cursed white devil jersey

@ReDevil0897 @LJUTD not only the EPL, but the most games out of anyone in the top 5 leagues

@LJUTD Likely because we've I think played the most games out of any team in the EPL. Yet City still sit top of that chart, unbelievable.

100 goals with Martial who has no legs and Weghorst who moves like the big friendly giant 🤯

@UtdEIIis just because there’s a correlation doesn’t not mean there’s a causation. Multiple downsides to todays game, Casemiro was poor and so was De gea distribution.

@MessiCenter @nocontextfooty no need to slander luxembourg, second highest gdp in the world

@MbappeStyx I’m still waiting on Martial to win Ballon d’or

Leo Messi is still the only Golden Boy winner ever to win the Ballon d’Or, and he won 7 of them. Living up to his potential. 🐐

@utdcynical what about nottingham forest?

Chelsea situation isn’t Potter’s fault. You can’t buy 10+ players and expect the team to function, it’s amateur business. You need to build a team over 2/3 windows so they get easier

🚨🇵🇹 The Premier League currently state we have a player registered called ‘Betinho’

@Relent_lessM @ESPNFC Its the Jester of the new worlds chief

Mbappe and Pogba showing TikTok star Khaby Lame some love after winning the Nations League 🤗🇫🇷 (via khaby00/IG)