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@KinguinNet How long for a reply on the website about a dodgy Spotify subscription I purchased?

@urphonesuk Where is my payment? You are testing my patience and that patience is starting to run out!

@BBCBreakfast CAN YOU STOP WITH THE F1 RESULTS FFS! Not everyone gets up to watch it live! You did the same last weekend.

@arixgrey One in the pink and one in the stink-sorted.

Which are you choosing? 1, 2, or 3?

@IearnSomething_ You really are a CUNT

The hidden button on your TV that nobody talks about 👀 📺

@JoySandra131 What a lovely colour on the walls and ceiling.

@IearnSomething_ Another SHIT post. Why don’t you stop being a peenarse? Take another cotton bud/q-tip and poke it down yer japs eye as there’s a secret down there you know. You’ll know when you find it. FUCKOFF

How to know Wi-Fi password in your laptop

@IearnSomething_ What a wanker. How retarded do you have to be to think the optical output is a secret button. FUCKOFF

The hidden button on your TV technicians don't want you to know about!📺

@thismorning STOP BUTTING IN ON EVERYONE WHEN THEY ARE TALKING BOTH OF YOU. Wtf is wrong with the pair of yer?

@thismorning Jesus Cat, sort it out. WTF is wrong with you. Butting in all the time, gurning, you been on the nose candy all ready? Generally the most irritating host on This Morning!

@JudeMontclair Yer why not?

Would you? 😳

@BolaAtum I’m sure it does!! 🙄🙄🙄

The Secret Car Diagnostic Trick Mechanics Don't Want You to Know

@saidul_dev Can’t find it.

7. Reset your Advertising ID Your "Ad ID" is a digital string that links your behavior across different apps. Think of it as your "Digital Social Security Number" for marketers. Go to Privacy → Advertising → Reset Advertising Identifier. Do this once a month to "confuse" the algorithms.

Your phone isn’t personal. It’s a data sensor with a camera. In 2026, privacy isn’t a feature. It’s a fight. If you haven’t audited your device, you’re not the user. You’re the product. Here’s the 18-step Ghost Protocol to take your phone back.

@saidul_dev Can’t find it.

12. Disable "Raise to Wake" It seems harmless, but "Raise to Wake" makes it too easy for someone to snatch your phone and keep the screen active. It also accidentally triggers "Attention Awareness" checks. Turn it off. Tap to Wake is safer.

@P_Wicks01 Dear Mr Wicks. I would like to share my disappointment in you not releasing a 2026 calendar. I had to resort to getting the Mrs a Cliff Richard calendar. I think you can imagine the horror on her face. I think divorce is on the cards. Please help me with a signed photo

@elonmuskelry You are a wanker?

@RoyalMail Where’s the post in GU11 3RL, nothing for a week and I know for a fact that there’s letters to be delivered. Sort yourselves out ffs. I’ll pick it up if need be!!

@lesbtappen Fucking cry baby dropped his dummy.

important max verstappen pictures

@yukitsunoda07 Fuck em mate. They don’t deserve you. Bullys is all they are especially Dr Dickhead.

i’m not finished yet. Finding out I won’t have a race seat in 2026 was incredibly tough, but I’m determined to work harder than ever with Red Bull as test and reserve driver to develop with the team, and prove I deserve a place on the grid. Life’s full of setbacks, and this is mine. It’s not going to deter me from being the best F1 driver I can be. まだ終わっていない。 2026年からはレッドブルのテスト兼リザーブドライバーになり、一度はシートを離れることになりますが、最高のF1ドライバーになる夢はまだ諦めていません。これまで以上に努力してチームに貢献し、グリッドに立つ資格があることを証明したいと思います。

Jesus get rid of mullet FFS. The hair just gets worse and she looks a proper moose. More nightmares for me tonight 😆😆 Time to watch something less horrific. #coronationstreet