Amy Santiago.

❛ Yᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ·ᴛ ᴏᴜᴛɢʀᴏᴡ ᴘᴜɴᴋ, sɪʀ. ❜ ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ⟣ Lɪᴛ. + Dᴇsᴄ. ㅤ ㅤ ⟣ Pʀᴇꜱʜɪᴘᴘᴇᴅ. ㅤㅤ⟣ NYPD. 99ᴛʜ ᴘʀᴇᴄɪɴᴄᴛ. ㅤㅤㅤㅤ⎰Lʏʀɪᴄ ᴏғ Lᴇᴡɪꜱ⎱

@heymrcriminal || I'll DM it to you when it's done !!

|| if you ever want one I can totally make you a layout. :D

She's not. . .married. . . Did she black out and miss something????

|| JAKE’S FLOOFY SEASON 6 CURLS ARE ALL THAT MATTERS TO ME FROM NOW ON.

Her who now? What?

|| hm, well. Teddy. Yaya. I think I saw that he was bi so Yago. Jordan. Joey. Many ideas. Varying levels of purity. ;)

|| whispers. this cute boi's face gives me soft ship ideas. Obviously not for this specific account, but,,,, y'know.

|| hey @OdicScrivener I'm still waiting on that reply :D

. . . shockingly, it does happen. Mostly when she's . . . Sick. Or hungover. Neither of which is common.

. . . . . . Charles, no.

What if she made a mistake? Or there's a typo? Twitch twitch.

Eyes her paperwork. Must. Resist. Reorganizing.

❝ If you ask me about this again, you’re never going to be able to eat without a straw. ❞ — new rosa diaz. badass detective. softie at heart. b99 rp. ships w/ chemistry. crossovers ok. adored by #xɪᴇ.

|| if any jakes want an Amy I am lowkey willing to make another one because I just love Amy so much ,,

Yeah, that'd be best. (She's not gonna admit this—not even to Kaia—but she's sick.)

. . .dogs. She's very allergic to dogs.

So, she's killed about thirty trees worth of tissues since she clocked in today. But she's totally fine. The sneezing is just allergies.

@diehardetective — she caves in and smokes to destress, but alas, she already has the little flammable cancer stick perched between two fingers, free hand fumbling in her jacket pocket for a lighter.

@diehardetective — She happens to have a pack on her today, which isn't like her. "Hey, sorry. I kinda zoned out for a minute," she chuckles, gaze flitting briefly to her lap. "I— I'll be right back, okay?" Amy stands up, walking a short distance away to have a quick smoke. She hates how often —

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ❛ THE BET. ❜ AN SL WITH @diehardetective