Peppermint🌹| Cloud

Day 1 I built security monitoring system in AWS designed to detect unauthorized access to production credentials. By integrating Secrets Manager, CloudTrail, and CloudWatch,I built a pipeline that filters log noise and triggers an SNS alert within 60 seconds of a potential breach

@jennygodswill @SosaOfTogo I heard it grows back

Why is that women don’t like how God almighty created them ? Bress reduction for what exactly 🙄

@General_Somto @BossmanOfLaygos So what is the appropriate hairstyle

Enforcement Of Sharia By Kano State Hisbah, Who Go Around Arresting People For ‘Indecent Dressing’ And Cutting Off People’s Hair

They are literally just walking

If we all support this kind of music, it will bring back the OG sauce of African music that Westerners tried to steal. Sadly, these days people don’t just enjoy good music that actually feels African from African artist. It’s crazy

“I don’t think he has ever told a lie”

“She has the love that can allow her accommodate another woman”

I want to move to Enugu, but they don’t have water

Archaeologists 1000 years from now would beg to differ

Explains why they didn’t want his parents and siblings near those properties. Before ife mmadu aburu ife onye ọ̄zọ́ The real owners no gree at all

Drink ginger shot every night and morning

@renieeee__ I have igbo plastered on my forehead 😅

don’t you think it’s so fascinating how you can almost correctly guess the ethnicity of a person by some of their physical features?

I randomly told a woman at the market that last year, my mom bought over 75 chicks to rear. She asked if we sold them and I said no, it’s just for us. She asked if we planted vegetables and trees in our compound and I said yes. Then she said i must be igbo that igbo people like to grow their own food. And thats when I realized that having a small farm in your yard is lowkey an igbo thing.

@victormeka1 😌

@Precious______5 Insane knowledge you got >>>>

Highlife music >>>>

@fw_lilyyy @Toluzeey Exactly, everybody don upgrade 😞

akara is hard to come across these days, what happened??

I recently implemented a RUM project to capture the true digital experience of an application. By shifting focus from the host to the browser, I gained a bird’s-eye view of how a simple HTML application performs in the wild—measuring everything from Core Web Vitals to specific user interactions. 🛠️ The Implementation (The Workflow) Monitoring the "Future of Cloud Computing" demo site involved a few key technical steps: 1. Instrumentation: Created a new RUM application in Datadog, selecting JavaScript as the type. 2. The Snippet: I chose the CDN (async) method to ensure the monitoring script doesn't slow down the initial page load. I injected the generated code into the of my application. 3. Local Execution: To simulate traffic, I served the site via a Python local server (python -m http.server 8000) and triggered multiple sessions. 4. Deep-Dive Analysis: In the Datadog dashboard, I was able to track: • Core Web Vitals: Tracking Largest Contentful Paint (LCP) and Cumulative Layout Shift (CLS) to ensure visual stability. • Long Task Analysis: Identifying any task that blocks the browser's main thread for more than 50ms. These are the silent killers of a smooth UI! Real-Life Importance: The Business Impact In the real world, performance is a feature. • SEO: Google uses Core Web Vitals to rank your site. Low performance = lower search visibility. • Conversion: Every 100ms of latency can lead to a drop in sales. • Prioritization: RUM allows engineers to stop fixing "imaginary" problems and focus on the specific bottlenecks that actually affect real users. Observability isn't complete until you see what your users see. Are you currently tracking Core Web Vitals in your production apps? Let’s talk about the metrics that actually matter in the comments! 👇 Link to documentation: lavish-offer-d3a.notion.site/Real-User-Moni… #CloudComputing #Datadog #RUM #WebPerformance #DevOps #FrontendEngineering #SRE #CloudSecurity

Above minimum wage

How did she do that