Saratoga Prepper

People need to learn that when they have guns, drugs, the ocassional body in the trunk, they need to drive slower. So, The Wife is starting a new business called 'Drive like a blue hair in a Buick'. 6 lessons - $299 Buick is provided.

Iranian Foreign Ministry: The Supreme Leader is in "good health" and may "appear in public soon"

@CBS6Albany @nationalgrid Call Hochul

🔌 Ryan James owns a vacant apartment in Glens Falls, and wants to know why his @nationalgrid bill there is so high. ➡️ cbs6albany.com/news/local/nat…

@Izengabe_ Parasites

To be clear NY government workers want to be able to retire at 55 & collect a paycheck from taxpayers for the rest of their life without working.

@CynicalPublius Jake Tapeworm will never understand

No red-blooded, warfighting Apache pilot is ever going to honor Marxist Bruce Springsteen sua sponte. Your claim is moot, case dismissed.

@CBS6Albany LMAO!!! Yeah, I can't quite find the part where it says must be funded by the state. Overturned shortly.

#BREAKING: A federal judge has ruled cutting funding to PBS and NPR is unconstitutional. ➡️ cbs6albany.com/news/nation-wo…

@CBS6Albany Big No Kings protest planned. Get your dinosaur and duck costumes ready

King Charles III will undertake a state visit to the United States in April to celebrate the 250th anniversary of American Independence. More: bit.ly/4mbNpbJ

@CBS6Albany Beautiful! So much nicer than that ugly thing Hussein is building

Renderings of the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library in Miami have been unveiled, showcasing a design intended to redefine the Biscayne Boulevard skyline. More: bit.ly/4sICbhp

@CBS6Albany Still $1 less than the Biden high of $5.02

The national average gas price passed $4/gallon overnight. #MorningMinute

Found this note in the pocket of these worn out shorts of mine. Me: I'm not ready.

@nduley I like my explanation better

@PrepperSaratoga MrND put it in there. Took me a sec to figure it out. 😅 He would rather I throw them out.

@SafetyNotorious You shoot a couple of them and they'll stop coming

🚨 OUTRAGE IN CANADA: Liberals just admitted they’re sending the RCMP door-to-door to confiscate guns from law-abiding citizens! This is what happens when socialists fear an armed populace.

@BRICSinfo That's how you do it

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Trump threatens to blow up and "completely obliterate" all of Iran's electric plants, oil wells and Kharg Island if the Strait of Hormuz is not immediately opened.

@TRHLofficial The purrrrfect way to go

Trapped under 4 foster kittens. I might die here.

@CBS6Albany Wasn't that an episode on GoT?

A Texas woman murdered a 16-year-old that her adult boyfriend impregnated in an attempt to protect him from the consequences of his actions, according to court documents. cbs6albany.com/news/nation-wo…

@WallStreetMav We gotta wait?

First ones to go off the buildings when Sharia Law is implemented.

@EricLDaugh Definitely with anyone who quotes AC/DC

🚨 BREAKING: Rep. Tim Burchett goes ballistic on Senate GOP leadership and John Thune, saying they left senators IN THE DARK striking a backroom deal with Chuck Schumer! "Thune and Schumer have a real DISLIKE for what most of America thinks. They want to run the show and don't really care what you or I think!" "Thune and Schumer cut this deal at 2 o'clock in the morning and through a procedural move!" "They sure don't like Trump. They want to get back to the old days, which is kind of pathetic, really, in my opinion, and that's what's basically behind it." "You know, ACDC said it's a long way to the top if you want to rock and roll and clearly the Senate understands that and they don't want any of us at the top helping make that decision because they're going to make the decisions for us and that's some serious arrogance."

@mattvanswol Zombies on Walking Dead had more life in them

I've been holding back on this, but I'm just gonna let loose... So many of these "protestors" here in Asheville NC have had their lives DRAMATICALLY improved by President Trump. Trump's FEMA resolved 80% of ALL open Hurricane Helene cases Biden left sitting 116 days... in 5 DAYS. Trump's DOT gave nearly $2 BILLION to fix roads and bridges in WNC, which is the largest Emergency Relief allocation in federal highway history. Trump's DOT reopened I-40 in 5 months. Everyone said it would take years. Trump's HUD approved $1.4 billion for Helene housing recovery so fast that even Democrat Governor Josh Stein publicly thanked him for it. Trump's USDA delivered $221 million directly to WNC farmers who lost everything. Trump gave NC 6 full months of 100% federal cost coverage — one of the longest in FEMA history. The same people driving on rebuilt roads, drinking clean water, living the comeback... are out here protesting the man who made most of it happen. JUST GIVE CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE!!! It's not that hard. He knew you hated him before the storm. He knew that when he landed in Asheville. And guess what? HE SHOWED UP AND HELPED YOU ANYWAYS!!!!!! And today you grabbed your little sign and costumes, got in your little Subaru, you drove on those rebuilt roads, over those rebuilt bridges, passed rebuilt houses and rebuilt parks, to protest a man who helped your city. You look stupid, out of touch, and insanely ungrateful.

@TRHLofficial Was it out of season?

Hear him out.

@WallStreetMav I'm sure The Wife would have something to say about it

Secretary of State Marco Rubio: "Hormuz could be opened tomorrow if Iran allowed it" Also: I could be dating Sydney Sweeny tomorrow if Sydney allowed it.