George W. Bush

I think we should all calm down over this solar storm. All the worrying is misappropriate.

I remember the day when I became President. For that was a sad day.

@SenJohnMcCain How's Die Hard 5 going? The Die Hard series is awesomelessness put to the test.

Time to do the Hoedown Throwdown with Miley.

I would like to thank all of the soldiers who fought for America. Without them, this war in Iraq wouldn't have happened.