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President Dawg

@PresidentDawg

Disgraced notary public.

Katılım Ocak 2014
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President Dawg
President Dawg@PresidentDawg·
When your lawyer is pleading the 5th while representing you… May be time to claim indigence and get a public defender.
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Baseball player who has no knowledge of programming or video games apart from playing then in his hotel room or in winter, and they gave him a fortune. If they gave it to you, you could put it into an annuity and you’d live comfortably. Also contribute more to the economy.
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And it wasn’t even a good videogame.
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@PresidentDawg But it wasn't the ending to Mass Effect 3, either.
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@BPiddles The bad wardrobe is part of the populist thing. One of the best lawyers I ever met would get a hot dog (he’d buy one for the defense lawyer he was about to roast, nice guy) and then smear a little mustard on his shirt, before closing. So the jury could see he was a normal guy.
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Once the world wasn’t this crazy. I know. I was there.
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@dantobias I take that back. I actually like pub food at the pubs that prepare it properly.
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I’m an uncouth idiot and you shouldn’t follow me. Life just handed me that reminder.
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A SLICE OF HISTORY@asIiceofhistory·
A couple dividing up their beanie baby collection in divorce court, 1990s
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If you ever fall into where I am now, reach out to me. I have helped a few people through the Black Dog. It helps to talk to someone who’s been bitten.
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I hate myself and I always have. This is not a cry for help. I’ve managed depression long enough that I won’t fall into that trap.
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@JonesDay must be run by absolute idiots, to wreck their reputation representing a man infamous for refusing to pay his bills.
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