Abdullah Bin Masood 🇵🇰 🇵🇸

I hope the dude who invented iLovePDF is living well, that king

@hj576 @the_desi_dream Where is he living where he has to pay 100-150k in rent and how many families is he feeding with 150k of groceries

@the_desi_dream What is he driving that he needs 100k in petrol ?

LinkedIn pr logon ko 7 lakhs salary bhi kam lag rhi hai aor Twitter pr 2 lakh bhi ziada lag rhi hai 😭😭

@BradArc40590743 @HumzaYousaf Wrong, I have friends working on cpec projects. Labour and even skilled managerial workers are local

@PresidentPanic @HumzaYousaf Pakistan sold its soul to the Chinese, that's why it's Oceans are being decimated, that's why the Belt and Road projects are a massive useless failure, that's why they allowed only Chinese workers to carryout the construction process instead of local workers.

Make Tommy Robinson Stephen Yaxley-Lennon again. Imagine a convicted fraudster lecturing anyone about trust. Wind your neck in.

@Extra_Muan @Frankxyoo Almost a year since this. Still hits the spot

@Frankxyoo Real One!

@CaitlinDoornbos Visit Taxila, the birthplace of Buddhism, the museum is amazing Visit lok virsa, not just the museum, the whole complex. Go have food at all the popular places Visit pindi for pre partition and pre colonial sites if you have strong nerves lol Go on the margalla trails

Pakistani friends: Now that I'm staying in Pakistan for a few more days, any suggestions on what I should do and see in my off time? I'd love to take in some cultural experiences, but am still working so need to stay close to Islamabad.

@Shehzad89 First time watching diplomacy happen?

Pakistan mai journalists kum jodshi zyada hayn Kapray ye pehnay jis say ye signal gaya Khana ye tha jis say ye signal gaya Video mai is side kharay thay is say ye signal gaya Signals choro bhai bus news do aur agar news nahee hay toh khamosh raho

Lo g delegation war rukwane Aya hai but Ayesha g is concerned about the genitalia of the negotiators..... This is bigger than 🌈 representation 🌈 (It's a spongebob meme not an LG tv reference but if the shoe fits...)

@jstfubrofr I'd give up smartphones completely if she asked

Would you delete socials for the love of your life?

@mahobili Constant mood

Haye Allah I am so tired dafa ho sab

I used to have this mental illness where l thought logical arguments would change someone's mind

somebody called islamabad's sector E-11 ghareebo ka epstein island wtf 😭😭😭

@AfiaManzoor1 Teri bhen ki ma ki dadi. Sounds serious, is just a few relations and nothing else

As a person who never uses Gaaliyan please suggest words that sounds like a gaali but aren’t really a Gaali

If JD Vance has a presser planned in Pakistan or anywhere else during the next few days, can some journalist with access ask him about Pakistan's meme game? Please RT for visibility. MAKE IT HAPPEN.

@zeteo_news Mehdi trying so hard to hide the smoke coming up off his burning pubes

Pakistan’s role as mediator in the US–Iran ceasefire brought a notable diplomatic moment—and a wave of very good memes.

I hope JD Vance apnay ID card ki photocopiyan sath la raha

@mahobili Reported

bus you are getting blocked. and report him

@mahobili Maho g zra joint idhr b yes krwaen, subah subah taarein jurr gai Hain apki 🤣

The Curious Case of Anjuman Button

@Gujjujalso @zarrar_11PK Witkoff and Kushner are American. Ab EK ek cheez sikhaani parray gi?

@PresidentPanic @zarrar_11PK Are you sure? because your prime minister is hinting otherwise

Passport of the Islamic Republic of Pakistan: 🟥 THE PAGE READS: “This passport is valid for all countries of the world except Israel.”

Classic offense minister