Kellyann Martin

I’m Kellyann, and I buy property using investment loans from private investors. I specialise in increasing people’s wealth by investing in residential property for rental in Leeds. If you’d like to know more, visit my website at: kellyannmartin.co.uk

At Uncle Peter’s today taking him his 70th birthday card and gift and my Aunty Sue dug out this gem aged 5 😆😆😆 *note to 5 year old self: don’t worry lass, you won’t always live in poverty in that council house, one day you’ll have your very own set of houses to play with!

Was playing about with AI over the weekend… Now with a property business, I’m not sure there’s masses of ways AI can benefit, not until the day a robot can fix a boiler or climb on a roof! But this little interaction did amuse me - even robots are telling me I’m too soft! 😆

I’ve seen two houses recently where there wasn’t a bath in the bathroom… the clue’s in the name, so it doesn’t sit right with me! If there’s no bath edge to rest your foot on, how do you shave your legs?! And how do no-bath house families dunk their children clean?!? 😆🛁

You’ve been Tango’ed! Check out this orange dream I saw yesterday. 🍊 It’ll be an awesome house for a family. Fingers crossed I have some luck getting this one - let’s hope the future’s bright, the future’s Orange! 😆🤞

Busy day today. So far I’ve done the Morley Chamber meeting, viewed a house, and put out adverts for St George’s Day Parade. In between this, I try and buy more houses, fix maintenance issues on my houses, deal with tenants, look after my disabled dog, and get fed with friends!

Bought this new house a few weeks ago, and yet not a sniff of action from any feathery tenants wanting occupancy! Can’t understand it: decent location, secure covered facilities, and the rent is free! Tried to make a little birdhouse in my soul -but nobody wants to know! 🐦‍⬛

Exactly the sort of shit I don’t enjoy dealing with at ten o’clock at night. Why can’t people just behave themselves? Now out of who I’ll try to deal with today, who do you think will be the most useless / least helpful, the council or the police?!

Urrghh, Monday, and people… Or more specifically, people that annoy you by not doing what they say they’ll do. It’s real hard work, trying not to be disappointed and frustrated with other people’s actions. So here’s a picture of my dog with his spiky balls instead. 🥰

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Friday the 13th… 😱 Are you superstitious, believing in bad luck? Or do you believe you make your own luck? Anyway, here’s a bathtub I’ve seen in a viewing recently, where some unlucky corpse may or may not have been dissolved in it… ☠️👌😖 #cheery

I post because I enjoy documenting the journey - and if my musings help, educate or entertain others, then that’s great too. So listen, if you want to follow my work, I’m on Facebook, Instagram, LinkedIn and Twitter - you can even visit my website! kellyannmartin.co.uk

Fun and games this week… Police attended one rental following reports of clowns trying to get in at 3:30am yesterday. A smashed window caused by excessive wind airing in another today. And I t’s only Wednesday. CAN’T WAIT to see what the rest of the week will bring… 😬

Saw this sexy retro bathroom on a viewing recently… not quite avocado, not quite mint. How would you describe this colour? Slime? Mould?! Shrek shit?! Who can say!

Chose to have a break from social media as way too excited all week for last night’s mgk concert. So in the spirit of Women’s Day, here’s mgk with his top off letting a female fan rub oil on him… 😜 I’m seated here at XX - but I would much rather have been stood at Y! 😆😁😍

Sometimes there’s a bit of discord when you meet online connections in real life. 🤔 There’s no disingenuous discord here. No matter what, I will always be my authentic, pleasant, modest and annoying self. Whether you like it or not! 😜😘

I don’t generally go to many property meetings anymore, especially if it involves being miles away, the dark, and driving half an hour in it! But last night, I went to one just because a very lovely lady Sue Sims was doing a talk there. 😁

GRIM AND GRIMY... my favourite houses! It seems everybody in the world (or at least Leeds!) wants to try their hand at property, judging by the daft amounts local houses are being sold for. Still, I shall persevere. Reminder: grim and grimy at all? Please give me a call!

Absolutely lovely people attending our networking meeting this morning, with some great content on time management. Do you want to come along as a guest to our next meeting? 📅 Date: Tuesday 10th March 🕢 Time: 7:30–9:00 AM 📍 Venue: Hatfield Hall, Wakefield Get in touch!