Lasaki Bukola

Men are not afraid of commitment, they're afraid of committing to the wrong person and being guilted into staying

@sevdaloji What hits me is that nobody asked him to think about the pastry bag. He just did and that's the part you can never teach 💯

Bugün iş yerinde aniden adet oldum ve ofisteki tüm kadınlara yanlarında ped olup olmadığını sordum ama kimsenin yanında yoktu. Erkeklerden biri beni duydu ve arabasında ped olduğunu söyledi; acil durumlar için kız arkadaşı için orada bulunduruyormuş. Sonra arabasına gidip geri geldi ve bana bir pasta poşeti uzattı. Bu adam, içinde ne olduğunu kimse anlamasın diye pedleri pasta poşetinin içine koymuştu. Pedleri elimde tutarak ofiste dolaşmanın vereceği utançtan beni kurtarmak için. Bunu kendi başına düşünmüştü. Üstelik sadece bir tane değil, iki tane verdi çünkü sekiz saatlik vardiyam vardı ve görünüşe göre bunu kendisi hesaplamıştı. Buna hiç hazırlıklı değildim...

@ObaDeleke I dey talk am since morning, just gimme money lobatan

If I’m a genie with just one wish to grant you, what will it be? 🧞

@oku_yungx You can imagine, it really is the most stupid think I just heard too

The most stupid thing i heard while serving suspension was, “HE WAS HELPING SMALL ACCOUNTS” 💀

@Adhekunbi Kiloshele gan gan, shey dem use pikin abuse them ni👀👀👀

Dear 1993, 1994, 1995, 1996, 1997, 1998, 1999 It's time for your fourth child!!!!!

@oneman_official Amen 🙏🙏🙏

@Prettigilo God pls help us out.

A lot of us since 6AM. There are people who can't get a daily bread unless they beat the weather daily.

@oneman_official Karma don finally carry am cross ya path 🤣🤣🤣 I always say he who shits forget but the person that packs the shit, never ever forgets

On my way to Children's day party today, I saw this lady at the pump. She has fetched all her yellow keg waiting for who'd pass by to help her. Immediately I got close, I put my headphone 🎧 on and pretend not to hear her. She thought I'd forgotten what she did to me 5 years ago.

@ericboatenggh Keep your money biko

Would you visit a cemetery around 3:00 am for $10,000.

@Suzzy0310 Most people spend years perfecting their CV and 0 hours sharpening their instincts, this is why you probably lost the interview

I lost the job interview in 30 seconds. Walked in late, coffee stain on my shirt, forgot my resume. The hiring manager didn’t even look up from his laptop. “Sorry, we’re past the slot.” I said: “Can I fix your WiFi in 2 minutes? It’s blinking orange.”

@DiianaD_ I get blue tick but I don't think I'll ever get banger tweet

you fit get blue tick, make you no get banger tweet💔

@mariolexxx Make u see money like this fess, I go happy till e finish, when it finishes, I return to being unhappy

For the very last time, Can money buy happiness?

@mariolexxx If money can't buy happiness, what can poverty buy🤔🤔

@ObaDeleke Make we carry am go hospital nau🤣🤣🤣

The money leaving my account is unhealthy 💔

Maybe this haircut isn’t so bad 🥹🫢

@Sugar_Pops_ It actually looks good on you,can't wait for my hubby to approve me getting a haircut

Salaries don't match cost of living, education does not guarantee you a job and EVERYTHING is so damn expensive yet you wonder why out generation is so unhappy

@Papaking234 I don't like the smell of garlic but I can manage since it's not for me to chew 🤣🤣. Okay thanks 👍

@Prettigilo Please be generous with the ingredients. Especially the ginger. You can blend and squeeze out the juice. Garlic maybe 2 pieces because of the smell. Honey like 2 teaspoons.

Why spend 7k when you have garlic, ginger and honey? Sometimes you guys should turn to nature.

@Nurapost Make e dey play for dia 🤣🤣🤣 grow koor, grow ni

You want to grow and na only your tweets dey on your page.

@CHIZZY_BB Because I don't know if am in my future yet 👀👀 I really need to know

I say make I ask una, na which age Future de start abeg ?

@twitgameboy Juice or ororo

What's your favourite drink?

@MrMekzy_ I just dey pray make I no sic cos na agbo straight

Coartem is 8 thousand naira.