schrödingers stitch

One thing bout me, I gine forget to hide my nudes and open my camera roll infront of everybody

Elon Musk in his penthouse watching everyone struggling to copy video links

take her pain triple it and give it to trump instead

just saw a mother trying to get a toddler off the ground, she went “please stand up.” multiple times before sighing and saying “will the real slim shady please stand up” and the child finally listened HELLO ??? 😭

You can’t gaslight someone who had to study human behavior to survive.

How to draw the correct animal movements🐎💨 By: tdpfstudent

Gay for the money I’m a baggot

modern family was done, brooklyn nine-nine had finished, quinta brunson had a dollar and a dream to revive sitcom and she did!

This is what actual multiculturalism looks like

I thought this happens only in Africa 😂😂

I pierce my daith to stop getting migraines, here I am, with a migraine.

Yeah if I ever get pregnant it’ll be revealed April 1st

ok 👍

La carrera de los santos es lo mejor de la Semana Santa y no lo voy a discutir con absolutamente nadie.

Ovulation cramps ? that lil thang hurtin for a squirtin that’s crazy.

Sometimes I does talk and feel like I retarded soooo I feel I should not talk

Then there’s me with one on my right arm and the other on my left

every year these F&B brands come out with an idea for April Fools and every year the fool is them for not realising some people might like limited edition versions of their 'pranks'. I would INHALE a Rough Tops cheesecake.