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@SpeakerJohnson Bunch of paedos trying to tell us how to get to heaven. Fuck off.

On this Palm Sunday, President Trump shared his letter from Franklin Graham explaining the only path to Heaven is through Jesus, our Savior.

@HananyaNaftali What goes around comes around.

BREAKING: Iran fired another ballistic missile wave at central Israel, and the cluster munitions hitting Tel Aviv show this regime is targeting civilians on purpose. This is OUTRAGEOUS and a clear war crime.

@MorbidKnowledge Not many people get to walk through the pearly gates with their best friend.

In August 2019, 25-year-old Stuart Hutchison passed away at his home in Scotland following an eight-year battle with a brain tumor. His beloved two-year-old French bulldog, Nero, died just 15 minutes later at a local veterinary surgery. Nero had suffered a sudden spinal rupture earlier that day, but the timing of their deaths deeply moved the public, as the dog had been a constant companion to Stuart throughout his cancer treatments. The family described the pair as inseparable, noting that they essentially left the world together.

@TreyYingst You guys are fucked. Maybe you should surrender.

Sirens sounding now in Haifa. Hezbollah launched more than 100 rockets into Israel today alone. One man was killed. In southern Lebanon, an IDF soldier was killed by Hezbollah anti-tank fire. Four other soldiers were wounded.

@MikeLevin We'd fucking have you an all.

This is truly insane, and it should be front page news across America.  Denmark secretly deployed soldiers to Greenland prepared to blow up airport runways to stop a U.S. invasion. They brought blood supplies to treat the wounded. France, Germany, Norway, and Sweden quietly coordinated against us. This was not a drill. This was our closest allies preparing to fight Americans. Let that sink in. NATO allies. Countries whose soldiers have fought and died alongside ours for decades. They looked at this president and decided they had to prepare for the worst. Fewer allies does not make America great. It makes us more isolated, more vulnerable, and it hands Russia and China exactly what they have always wanted: an America abandoned by its friends. The American people deserve to know how badly this president has damaged our standing in the world.  bbc.com/news/articles/…

ÚLTIMA HORA: Una columna de humo blanco en Tel Aviv indica que Israel ha elegido un nuevo CEO para OnlyFans.

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@Ostrov_A Let me guess......they found a perfectly preseved copy of Mein Kampf in the wreckage of the missile?

Churchill to Chamberlain: “You were given the choice between war and dishonour. You chose dishonour, and you will have war.”

@LDSLaw Damn straight, you coming?

Donald Trump, at almost 80, is going to die sooner than we think. Bookmark this. When Trump passes, there will be an absolute ORGY of grotesque delight on the Left and even among moderates. They will celebrate in the streets and hold parties. It will be a macabre display, such as we've never seen yet. It will make their celebration of Charlie Kirk's murder look like your great aunt Mildred's church tea party. Mark my words.

Who would've thought the Chappell Roan would turn out to be as miserable as she fucking looks?

@StephenM Oh shut the fuck up you rancid little worm.

Democrats defunded Secret Service.

Dear Championship teams, We are not the same Birmingham City that left a year ago. Mark my words. We are a very different club. You’re not ready for what’s coming. Bookmark me. #efl #bcfc

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@ScottJenningsKY If they had nukes you wouldn't have attacked in the first place.

So - definitely a threat. Imminent, even. Put a nuke on it and you can see why Trump has been right about this all along.

❗️What you see here is the result of Iranian missile fire. The Old City in Jerusalem, right near the Temple Mount, was impacted by Iranian missile fragments. The Iranian regime once again proves they fire indiscriminately—whether at civilian areas or holy sites—all with the intention of destroying the State of Israel.

J’arrête la hate il est trop fort pour nous…

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@mattvanswol Flush the toilet once you've finished bro .

Illegals are voting. Illegals are getting free food. Illegals are getting free childcare. Illegals are getting free education. Illegals are getting free tax credits. Illegals are getting free healthcare. Illegals are getting free housing assistance. Illegals are getting free legal representation. Illegals are getting free mental health services. Illegals are getting free college tuition in over a dozen states. It is the most insane scam ever perpetrated on the American people.

@TonemanLives I'm pretty sure this qualifies as Stockholm syndrome.

Donald Trump The Democrats hate him. Canada hates him. Mexico hates him. Iran hates him. The media hates him. China hates him. Europe hates him. They all hate him because they can’t buy him. They can’t control him. But you can bet your ass they all Respect him. He doesn’t back down to no one, and doesn’t give a rats ass what you think. He will always put America and the people within first. They hate him for it. They despise him for it. He put the world on notice and sent a distinct message, no one fucks with the United States. His job isn’t a popularity contest. His job is the Presidency of the United States. The most powerful nation on the planet and he is showing the world exactly that. He was sent here to not only restore our America but to drain the Swamp filled with all the rats who are responsible for bringing this country to its knees. A country filled with corruption, division and hate, on the verge of the abyss, summoned this man with powers from above to fix the mess left behind by the Evil who wanted it all for themselves. First we finish the war in Iran, then all focus must be here at home. With midterms looming it is time for a major cleanup with or without Bondi. We can’t afford to continue to kick the can down the road with nothing being done. My trust is always with Trump. Trump always has a plan. Minnesota has fallen Walz, Ellison and Omar have been exposed. They need to be prosecuted. This country is starving for accountability. Our midterms depend on it. Trump’s presidency going forward depends on it. He will be doing exactly that. This is who the American people overwhelmingly voted for. This is why the American people proudly stand tall with him. Trump put us first and we will always have his back till the end for it. We never forget. We owe this man a debt that can never be repaid. He has our loyalty. We are MAGA. No one fucks with our President and no one fucks with our country. I couldn’t be more prouder to be a part of this MAGA Movement. Trump was chosen for a reason and he is doing even more than anyone could’ve ever expected. Trust the process. This is exactly who I voted for. In God We Trust. In Trump We Persevere. I love this country and I love all of you. Go USA!! My two cents

@Osmanabievde @ReneLevesquia @mikeoxlong227 @LundukeJournal Lol. You fucking idiot.

@ReneLevesquia @mikeoxlong227 @LundukeJournal You are underestimating the power of making an example. It is not a matter of one forum 😌

The United Kingdom has demanded that 4chan pay a £520,000 fine for failure to comply with UK age verification laws. However, since 4chan is based in the USA, the UK has no jurisdiction to fine Americans in America. “As has been explained to your agency, ad nauseam, the United Kingdom lost the American Revolutionary War. We are not in the mood to discuss the matter further, and have not been in the mood for 250 years.” The letter to the UK’s Ofcom ended by suggesting that “maybe, you could just stop sending Americans stupid letters and acknowledge the sovereignty of the United States.” 4chan’s attorney, @prestonjbyrne also included a picture of a giant hamster dressed as Godzilla.