Torpedo Jeff

#MNTwins predictions Record: 75-87 Playoffs: ❌ Best hitter: Matt Wallner Best SP: Joe Ryan Best RP: Cole Sands All stars: Matt Wallner Breakout prospect: Gabriel Gonzalez Bold prediction: Dodgers don’t make the WS

@TheDunkCentral WINNESOTA

@icepuck2 @DallasStars @Patron Where you at lil boy 😭😭

@PrimeJeffers @DallasStars @Patron I guess that means that the Wild will be on vacation if done in 5?

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@DallasStars Had this one saved and ready to go 😭😭

The season ends, but our gratitude does not. Thanks for riding with us every step of the way, Stars fans 💚

@shindig101 @DallasStars @Patron Lmaooo Dallas divers can’t get every call

@DallasStars @Patron Refs bet on the Wild tonight. Some real bad calls and then the first empty netter. A hook and a trip and no call.

Fought till the very end

@DallasStars @Patron Surprised you guys even made the playoffs 😭✌🏼💀

@ZekromX101 @DallasStars @Patron Cry

@DallasStars @Patron Should be 2-1, McCarron was holding Miro's stick before the Tarasenko goal We got this man just keep fighting

Even after 2⃣

@icepuck2 @DallasStars @Patron My bad 6 not 5

@DallasStars @Patron Some WILD weather in dallASS tonight

Heading north for Game 6

@1949_hh @DallasStars @Patron Yes

@DallasStars @Patron Is it to much to ask for a 5 on 5 goal?

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@alexand3r8194 @DallasStars So true 🤣

@DallasStars 8 minutes in… not a single shot on goal and down 1-0. Holy fuck yall suck.

IT’S PLAYOFF HOCKEY TIME IN TEXAS ⭐️

@BeerLicker69 @rantanenenjoyer @elvisackerman12 @DallasStars @Patron So true bro I definitely use my real location on a burner account you got me

@PrimeJeffers @rantanenenjoyer @elvisackerman12 @DallasStars @Patron DL is where the dorks live

Series heads back to Dallas

@elvisackerman12 @lolcalmdownplz @rantanenenjoyer @DallasStars @Patron This shit free bro 😭

@PrimeJeffers @lolcalmdownplz @rantanenenjoyer @DallasStars @Patron show when i flexed that please 👍

@elvisackerman12 @lolcalmdownplz @rantanenenjoyer @DallasStars @Patron Are you flexing that you pay for X 😭

@lolcalmdownplz @PrimeJeffers @rantanenenjoyer @DallasStars @Patron are u flexing knowing how to skate? 😭😭

@rantanenenjoyer @elvisackerman12 @DallasStars @Patron Talk to me when you learn how to skate 😭

@PrimeJeffers @elvisackerman12 @DallasStars @Patron Enjoy the first round, not like you'll make it out

@elvisackerman12 @DallasStars @Patron Because you’re ass 😂✌🏼😝

@DallasStars @Patron how can we not score on 5v5? genuinely embarrassing stuff guys

SERIES TIED.

@DallasStars @Patron Biggest pussies in the league 😭

@Snowmeister50 @ArahoDrew @Prime_Garza @DallasStars @Patron What 😭

@PrimeJeffers @ArahoDrew @Prime_Garza @DallasStars @Patron Oh I know what you said, just trying to identify wants with the weird fantasies you dream about in your parent's basement. That's all. No need to get cranky little guy.

@Snowmeister50 @ArahoDrew @Prime_Garza @DallasStars @Patron Scroll back up and try to read again, I know it’s hard without pictures but you can do it

@PrimeJeffers @ArahoDrew @Prime_Garza @DallasStars @Patron Oh so you want to spank your fellow weirdo Joan Beringer. Got it

@Snowmeister50 @ArahoDrew @Prime_Garza @DallasStars @Patron I’m sorry but I ain’t spanking either of you 😭

@PrimeJeffers @ArahoDrew @Prime_Garza @DallasStars @Patron Creepy Jeff wants to spank me