Oj’s Marriage Counselor

Is Walt Weiss on meth? Why do you not pinch hit Money Mike right there? Yastrzemski couldn’t hit a beach ball

If you get killed by a quadruple amputee, that’s your own fault

Friend of mine knows Mike White and apparently he’s days away from enriching weapons grade Uranium @realDonaldTrump

Mike White is gonna be the first name in my suicide note. Justin Bailey shouldn’t be within 100 feet to that basketball court. He wouldn’t play for the Brookstone Cougars

Can we bomb Venezuela again if we lose this game

Whatever retard put this game in Miami should be shot. This game should be in Spokane Washington. As far from Venezuela as possible

Just stole their president and now we’re about to beat the breaks off them in baseball

Really looking forward to paying 3k for my daughter’s Cabo trip and then seeing a picture of her with “Top Slut” on her forehead

Mike White if you can hear me

Whoever signed Mike White until 2031 should be fired within the hour

Whoever created ESPN unlimited should hang themselves on live television

Took Mr Caesar for all he’s got. Shut down the Only Fans MeeMaw. We’re going to Cancun

This Caesars in Nola is about to talk to me like the Green goblin mask

Seasons over

Mike White what the fuck are you doing

Drug test this Ole Miss kicker at halftime. Holy shit

Justin Abson playing basketball is like me trying to talk to women. Confused and possibly retarded

Todd Golden is the fucking worst. Dude complains about every call

No one gives a fuck about that football game last night. The Hoop Dawgs play tomorrow #RoadtoIndy

I want to wrap my car around a telephone pole