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@KeruboSk No. No. No.

My friend of 5 years got married last weekend. I wasn’t invited. She said it was “just family,” so I respected it even though it hurt. I still congratulated her. Still showed love. Now she’s asking me to lend her money because she overspent on decor and a cameraman. Be honest: would you help in this situation?

@JeremyVineOn5 No. I wish they had stayed in UK and promoted all that promise and privilege to the good of all. Instead they play on fake royal identity for personal gain

Harry and Meghan - do the Royals need them back? They've touched down in Australia for a private tour. If the trip's a success it's believed the couple may consider a UK comeback. Would you welcome them?

@Matt_Pinner It is a swede unless you are Scottish in which case it is a neep

I’m currently having a blazing argument, please help me settle this once and for all. What is this???

@WestminsterWAG @MichaelRosenYes Yes but not more than 10 years since issue

@MichaelRosenYes I think it’s standard practice to have to have six months left on your passport..

Ha! I’ve just been refused entry onto a plane from Stansted to Bologna because my passport issue date is March 2016. The expiry date is August 2026 but the rule is 10 years from issue date. Another Brexit benefit. Apparently. Go home now.

@MichaelRosenYes Annoying as hell - but we have been warned about this 10 year rule endlessly, especially by travel specialists/journalists

How TF was this terrorist allowed to enter and settle here in the first place?

@honeymoon250 It's not the attire it's the sexualised writhing that is OTT at any age

Is this appropriate attire for 56 year old Jennifer Lopez to be performing on stage 🤔

@mamboitaliano__ I don't like the idea of 'work' on a beautiful face, but Pamela's eyes look too small - just a swipe of shadow would make all the difference

Pamela Anderson — born July 1, 1967 Nicole Kidman — born June 20, 1967 Both 58 years old 🎂🎀 Who do you prefer? Pamela, natural and simple, though with the risk of looking a bit washed out? or Nicole, perfect, but more restored than the Sistine Chapel?

@BBCNews Grrrrr

Amazon to end support for older Kindles, prompting user outcry bbc.in/41mLF64

@Kristinartz World Wide Web !!!!!

Today my son asked what the "W" in "www" stands for and why we have to say it three times. I didn't have a real answer. Does anyone know?

@UnityNewsNet There is only one suitable punishment for monsters like this, and a place in hell reserved for anyone who waved this adoption through

The trial of a homosexual couple who adopted a baby boy will begin this month in Preston Crown Court in England. Jamie Varley, aged 36, and John McGowan-Fazakerley, aged 31 stand accused of raping a 13 month old baby to death within 3 months of the child being placed in their care. Varley denies the murder and manslaughter of Preston on 27 July 2023. He has also pleaded not guilty to two counts of assault by penetration, five counts of cruelty and one count of grievous bodily harm. He denies 12 counts of taking an indecent photo of a child, two counts of making an indecent photo of a child and one count of distributing an indecent photo of a child. All the charges, involving still images and videos, relateD to Preston Davey and are alleged to have occurred between March and July 2023. He also denies seven counts of possession of extreme pornography, between 2017 and July 2023. Varley is also jointly charged with McGowan-Fazakerley with one count of the sexual assault of Preston Davey, which he denies. His co-accused pleaded not guilty to the same offence and also denies two counts of cruelty and one count of allowing the death of a child. Judge Altham remanded both men, who lived in Grimsargh, near Preston, into custody ahead of a pre-trial hearing on in January. A police investigation first began after officers were called to Blackpool Victoria Hospital at 19:15 BST on 27 July 2023 after the baby was brought in unresponsive. Preston was pronounced dead a short time later.

@otokyo__ Why not? She is in church, she has faith, and genuine Christians would not judge

Do you think her prayers will be answered??

@JeremyVineOn5 They should be for physically disabled ONLY and abuse severely punished.

Is it too easy to get a blue badge? One in 20 people now own one and it lets people with disabilities park closer to shops. You can get one for everything from mobility issues to anxiety. But the AA reckons a fifth of them are being misused. What do you think?

@Amelia558rs Charlie

What perfume did every woman seem to wear in the 80s?

#ImACeleb Used to enjoy these but the format, contestants and presenters seem increasingly tired, repetitive and brainless

@nationalrailenq please make your adverts RHYME with 'can' as you did with '...before Gran was Gran. On the train, you can'. So '...writing your speech as best man. On the train, you can.'

@Amelia558rs Again this question? The answer is obvious and absolute

@Amelia558rs No

@AntiWokeMemes How is that fine? Where are the kids living in their biological sex? Are they now persecuted?

@MbarkCherguia Is a blonde weave not cultural appropriation?

So seriously, what happened to Beyoncé?