Manta_Ray

Tweets zangu ndio hamuoni ama you've chosen to ignore them? 😂😂

Nimejua omena zinaitwa silver cyprinid Mama wa soko ataona giza ajab😂🙌

Nimeshalipa Rent,sasa hakuna kitu itanipea stress.. Kugongewa:👇😂

My grandfather huko 1960 after ameuza 109 acres gong 3k juu hawezi ishi forest kama fisi

You'd rather be addicted to your books than this app!

Unajaribu kusoma kidogo unajipata umefungua hii app siet 🤧

Somebody remind Gladys Wanga that beggars don't choose what to be offered.

Ni mshamba lakini najua on that fateful day Strait of Hormuz ilikuwa imejaa white precipitate ukimuambia don't stop.. I just can't prove it...

Crying releases extra stress hormones, which is why you feel better after doing so.

Ukitweet after every one hour zitakuwa zikunasa 🤣🤣💀

Mungu nibariki nisiwai kosa pesa ya kupea mamangu

Kplc kununua token za 50 ni 2.5 units na za 100 ni 3.6 units. Whatever you do with this information is upto you

Moon has a 1/6 gravity It means breasts never fall!! Even Ds never fall Best place for recording porn🥲😭

Scenes after nimetumia Dem mluhya emoji za kuku

Potiphar's wife: Joseph, Take off your jacket. Joseph: Man's Not Hot.

After stealing everything from africa, the colonizers gave us a book that says “Thou shall not steal”

Kama Azziad ni virgin basi shosho yangu ata hajapata first born

Me: Sir, can I be punished for something I didn't do? Teacher: No! Me: okay then, I didn't do my homework

In Australia, kangaroos kill more people than sharks.

Three decades ago,a day like this just before dawn at Tenwek Hospital,yours truly was born. He announced his arrival with a roar, not a cry.

Kiarie was not funded by the government but proudly on a Kenyan flag. We love our country, but we don’t love how we are led.