Simz

Bloom where you're planted

It is with immense pleasure that I participated in a dignified and philanthropic event today to mobilize resources in support of Ingutsheni Central Hospital. A healthy society is unequivocally the cornerstone upon which sustainable national development, social stability, human capital development, and economic prosperity are founded. Under the Second Republic, our commitment remains unwavering in prioritizing the health of our citizens and enhancing access to high-quality, affordable healthcare at all levels. My Administration persists in implementing multifaceted efforts towards achieving universal access to comprehensive health services. #Vision2030 #HealthForAll #IngutsheniCentralHospital #LeavingNoOneBehind

@BossG_Spectre @nelsonchamisa Ukuda kuti ayite zvekudii?

@nelsonchamisa Is this how you address the challenges, by posting continuously here?

CORRUPTION MAKES ZIM FUEL EXPENSIVE…The fuel pricing structure in Zimbabwe is such a scandal. Fuel prices in Zimbabwe are not just about oil, they are about: policy choices, government accountability and credibility, market structure and governance efficiency. Until these are addressed together, prices will remain high. There is no reason to have such high taxes on Zimbabwe, the highest in the region. We will remove all those ‘dodgy’ taxes in order to cushion citizens. Only an accountable and credible Citizens Government can deliver this! #NoToCAB3

@kays_wacho Wealth

Finally arrived.

What if Joan Garcia faked the injury just so Szczesny could have a taste of a Premier League team too

So… He works in a bank?

The Zimbabwe Republic Police confirms a shootout incident with armed robbery suspects in Gweru tonight, resulting in the deaths of two robbers. The ZRP will release detailed information on 20th March 2026. #NoToArmedRobbery.

@teemadzika 😂😂😂😂

Haaa ndopaunoona kuti wheelchair iadvantage, because gore rino vanhu vachanzwa nekufamba

Stay around ambitious men. They'll never mock you for trying.

The security guard and the cleaner at your workplace are your colleagues.

You just know the honey is original 😂

Branding is soo crazy...we all know who this is

Women are masters when it comes to lying. She will lie, then lie about the lie and lie about not lying about the lie. Beware!!!

pro tip: if you can smell yourself a little bit other people can smell you alot

Pulling up at the lobola negotiations like:

@Mutsvangwa4 😂😂😂

I have been reading the bible .. mm haa maidyiwa chingwa loaf raisambogara

@uMangena_ Gerwa zuda rako wakanyarara bro

My hairline used to be lekker man. Munhu akandiroya stupettttt wako

@nkazy_shanty 😂😂😂

The people I hid from viewing my statuses are appearing on the list of viewers 😭😭😭 WhatsApp asi inondishura 😭😭😭

Tinzweiwo mambo.....