astor lane

@itsreallylyza and…I’d understand exactly why you hyper focused on making it. neurodiverse power. 😂

@PrincessAstor nah, I could probably make a PowerPoint presentation making some connection between big lawn industry, weed killer companies & HOA boards 😆

Suburban lawns are a scam.

@MelissaReeves_ yesss. you might feel good getting back out there.

@PrincessAstor Then I guess that's decided, isn't it?

How we all doing?

@ellanoodlegod @MollyReid_ Y’all need to experience the trenches. Just a tad bit of them. 😌

@PrincessAstor @MollyReid_ wait you’re so right

i'm bORED

@Flynn_Howell20 I have a nice car to add to your money

@PrincessAstor I got money.

Am I serving body?

@Nevaeh_Summers I’ll make it for you, babes

I want brownie ala mode... too lazy to order it at the moment....

@MollyReid_ You like football, beer, a nice ass, and money. You’re legit Papa Molly.

@PrincessAstor what the hell

dad joke molly

@Nevaeh_Summers Dominican mermaid 😍

@PrincessAstor You look like a lovely mermaid

what if we made eye contact?

@MelissaReeves_ I’ll be free this weekend! My ass will be in California for surely. I know exactly where I’m taking you.

@PrincessAstor True enough, let me know when is good

@itsreallylyza not me being uncultured & having no idea what a clover lawn is. helppp lmao.

@PrincessAstor yes! I’m definitely looking into a clover lawn instead of grass. it’s supposed to be low maintenance 🤔

@DariaWuvsFights @FACEDevlin my people

@carlisleeeeeee girl you’re repping our AOL dial up generation to the fullest 😂

champ things

@ItsSpiderJones @carlisleeeeeee I mean. It’s a cute name. I get wanting to keep work & your personal life separate though.

@PrincessAstor @carlisleeeeeee I do, just usually not by you guys

who tf is robyn

@MelissaReeves_ of course! that’s a given. we’re still overdue for a dinner out on the town.

@PrincessAstor I'm good, glad to hear it. Causing trouble?

@tanishqa21 @DariaWuvsFights Seriously lmaooo

if he sucked your tits he owes u a mother’s day gift

@ItsSpiderJones @carlisleeeeeee I disagree. You’ve never gone by that.

@carlisleeeeeee IT'S MY NAME CARLISLE