Toto Wolff Parody

𝙸 𝚝𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚍~

@osc81piastrii ✨️ *offers toto and Sonny to guide him* take your time <3

@Principal_Wolff \ HELP HELPP!! I promise I will get to working on that account in a couple of weeks I’m STARVING FOR A KIMI ICL

\ I’ve been thinking abt making a kimi acc when I have free time to run two accounts, would anyone be interested in that?

Wondering if I should move into endurance racing or Stay in formula 1.

@Principal_Wolff Nurse, he’s out again.

The meeting could have gone better but- He is pleased with it. Now, he is going home and not answering his phone for the evening.

@osc81piastrii @KlNKYKYLIE I'll do what I can.

@Principal_Wolff @KlNKYKYLIE get ur dog under control then before I put it down. Thanks.

@ilcampionesette @KlNKYKYLIE This is going to be a HR nightmare.

@Principal_Wolff @KlNKYKYLIE My boyfriend and my former boss, why would I not?

@Principal_Wolff @KlNKYKYLIE What’s so surprising?

@OfABossLady [He's leading her away to the bedroom, the tl doesnt need to see this, not now.]

@Principal_Wolff Alright. You know what to do.

@osc81piastrii @KlNKYKYLIE This was out of left field for me too. I didn't expect this either.

@Principal_Wolff @KlNKYKYLIE I do not care. Keep it in ur dms, I don’t want to see all of that.

@ilcampionesette @KlNKYKYLIE Do you now? Color me surprised.

@Principal_Wolff @KlNKYKYLIE I want to join, thanks.

@osc81piastrii @KlNKYKYLIE Honestly this is him at his tamest.

@KlNKYKYLIE @Principal_Wolff You should look into the concept of dms. I didn’t wanna know this.

@ilcampionesette @KlNKYKYLIE Want to watch?

@KlNKYKYLIE @Principal_Wolff Can I be your third?

@KlNKYKYLIE Its better when you beg for me. I remember when you did it for me the other night. You begged for it so beautifully underneath my desk~

@Principal_Wolff I could, but I really like it when you meow for me.

@OfABossLady It sounds lovely Mein Liebling.

@Principal_Wolff So…massage time?

@KlNKYKYLIE I'm sure you can find a few ways to entertain yourself Vettel.

@Principal_Wolff But Toto… :( How else are we supposed to have our scheduled weekly phone sex?

@OfABossLady 📲: Susie 💬: You drive a hard bargain Mein Libeling 💬: You're welcome to sit in if you wish, I'm sure the engineers would love to see you again.

@Principal_Wolff 📲: Toto. 💬: Papa Wolff will get a nice massage if you behave. 💬: good! I’m proud of you, love. 💬: do you need me to come for support?

@OfABossLady 📲: Mein Leibling. Please spare me. 📲: Today is introduction day between drivers and I feel like it's going to be introducing a pack of wolves to one another.

@OfABossLady 📲: Susie 💬: Papa Wolff needs a damn break. 💬: I remembered to take my bp medication darling. Do not worry.

@Principal_Wolff 📲: Toto. 💬: oh darling, that is exactly what you signed up for. 💬: deep breaths and remember your blood pressure. 💬: Papa Wolff is in action.

@OfABossLady 📲: Susie 💬: while I agree on the wolf part- this is always stressful, meeting new drivers. 💬: I did not sign up to be an Adult daycare with cars. 💬: I just had to tell Kimi 'no' to more track time. He already did 50 laps today.

@Principal_Wolff 📲: Toto. 💬: sorry, mein leibling. 💬: everything will go according to plan. 💬: Well Mercedes is filled with a pack of wolves…