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@SkinnyTuna She's in love with attention from her insta feed that's the biggest indication she's not into me tryna make it to the top like I'm Reilly reid

riley reid is highkey unc faps

@sponsetavnav Kan vel hende

Er du automatisk sosialist når du er mye på Twitter?

@kaliyugacowgirl I wonder if you're gay

i wonder if every man is at war with himself

@sweatyhabibti What if she's just funny

grad school is just you being a tradwife for academia

There are two buttons before you. The red button gives you 500 dollars. The blue button means everyone who has engaged in button discourse dies instantly. What do you press? BE HONEST

what the fuck is this

Bør være litt mindre nynorsk og litt mer she-norsk. Hvis du spørre meg

@Quasilocal It's probably the best way to do it. They do it at good fancy pizza places. Doesn't deflate the crust

In Sweden people just use scissors (i wish i was joking)

If you wish to join the PMC you must first answer my riddles three who is retarded in the morning skillless in the evening And unemployed at dawn? Answer young traveler - Or to Walmart be gone!

The typical job applicant today has an education but no experience. So they need to be more specific about what they can contribute. Which by the way is nothing

@sportswaatcher Epic how you have the urge to rebel and you're israeli and you still end up being fascist like bro

"The jews are replacing the jews with jews" is one of the funniest videos of all time

Fuck it we bald

Jean-Paul Sartre... damn

@PickenChews @redrummarts I mean yeah. And I think your average person, encountering it as reality, definitely sees one morally acceptable option. But like, if there's time to panic, could be the sickos make some headway. I mean the Nazis happened lol. But we must maintain our innocence brother 🧘

@Pringles620 @redrummarts Yeah I think you're onto something. That group dynamic does turn ppl evil lol. That said, groups aren't sealed. Someone (and probably most ppl) in the group knows & cares about someone "outside" the chosen perimeter that the rest of the group hardly knows. That 6 degrees thing.

Everyone wants the blue button to win even if they pressed red honestly. Which is why I think it'll win. Like the second you find out or even think someone in you care about pressed the blue button the question changes for you

@PickenChews @redrummarts Beyond actual sickos, only way people vote red is if there was chance to discuss. Like if humanity got some amount of time, but also not enough to methodically lock in 51% blue and its chaos. So then maybe you'd lock in your group. Group dynamics are when we turn evil I think lol

@redrummarts Yep. That's why I disagree w/ ppl who are so confident that most Blues would flip to Red in real life. I actually think some Reds would flip to Blue. Yes the prospect of dying gets real, but so does the prospect of someone you love dying.

Whats with the total drama island girl pfp bots that follow you

@droldren @ThinkWiselyMatt In reality if it was actually on the line and no time to discuss who would pick red lol. It would be like 90% blue. If you think otherwise you are an autistic freak who does not understand people

@ThinkWiselyMatt Every single person who picked red was selecting that trolley to go to no one, and the first person to pick blue was the only reason there was anyone on the track to begin with.

Needs more trolley