Ferb Fletcher

I will take what Jedi we have left to Geononis and help Obi Wan

Jamahl Mosley is the Todd Bowles of Todd Goldens

Goodbye old friend

Every dump I take at work results in a different team advancing out of this quadrant

@PEARatings Never knew we had a baseball trapezoid of excellence, we need to be trapezoid maxxing this year.

Baseball's Trapezoid of Excellence Still have not come up with a better idea for this, specifically for the x-axis. Will probably scrap this if I can't reason something better by next week

Taking a knee

Why couldn’t the halftime show just be Tate McRae shaking ass

Dumbest commercial I’ve ever seen. Lose some weight fat fuck!

@ChargersDoctor Would kms

Let me know when you can do this at an SEC school

Hoes will get mad when you crack a joke… but will let a joke crack. Stay with me now.

I refuse to call it the Reliaquest Bowl. THIS is what they took from us. I’ll always be team #bloominonion

Christmas shopping has reminded me there’s too many fat people out there

Let’s get back to basics #tappedin

Is life worth living for a guy who roots for Florida and Clemson? I think no

I deserve financial restitution for sitting through Billy Napier play calling

@AshbyJ309 Haven’t built up the nerve to read it since Saturday

@NFL If it came down to a knife fight gimme Flacco

QB1s locked in 🔒

@TheCatholicEngr Don’t forget about Cape Canaveral, Florida

Alabama is literally where all of the rocket scientists are located

@John_Tigers84 Got a firm handshake from him the other day, he means business this season. #fortheboys

@DisaroniFender Metal shaker, this guy gets it.

Transgender?? I’ll stick with 2016 Lonzo highlights, please and thank you. #Shrink