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Prison Mitch
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Prison Mitch
@Prisonmitch
Assistant to the Press Secretary of Florida (retired). Tariff Expert and part time shitposter.
The Free State of Florida Katılım Nisan 2020
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Crips and Bloods soon, if we don’t ban muskets.
The Associated Press@AP
A musket from 1776 can fire a lead ball at a velocity of around 1,000 feet per second. Imagine what that can do to a human body. Yet under federal and most state laws, it’s exempt from gun regulations. Many antique or replica guns aren’t considered firearms and even convicted felons can own them.
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@HollyBriden @ClimateWarrior7 They don’t have souls so does it count?
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Must be getting desperate if they are enlisting gingers.
QalaatM@QalaatM
This underage Hezbollah member was killed this week. He wanted to go to the front and was droned near Khiyam.
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Hannity captured my exact reaction to this:
Disclose.tv@disclosetv
NOW - Trump says it's good to have 500,000 foreign Chinese students in the U.S. and for China to purchase U.S. farmland; otherwise, colleges and farm prices would collapse: "I frankly think that it's good that people come from other countries and they learn our culture."
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@Prisonmitch nobody wants shitbulls running around everywhere
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No. We should add dogs everywhere to keep them out. Was at Lowe’s with my dog the other day and they went out of their way to avoid me.
Adam Carolla@adamcarolla
All business should ban dogs including airports, restaurants and hotels
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Breaking: the Dolphins have been eliminated from the playoffs
Miami Dolphins@MiamiDolphins
The full slate 🗓️🐬
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My buddies giving me encouragement as I try and get all the hantavirus out of my system:
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The Telegraph@Telegraph
Hantavirus can remain in human semen for up to six years and has the potential for sexual transmission even after a person has recovered, according to a peer-reviewed study. 🔗: telegraph.co.uk/global-health/…
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When we released the new version of "Superman for Alon and the Hostages" we all prayed that one day Alon would sit at a piano with me and together we'd perform Superman.
For all of you who fought for the hostages and their families. This video of that miracle is for you. 🇺🇸🇮🇱
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If you like that you should see skid row in LA
Governor Newsom Press Office@GovPressOffice
Bang up job Donald!
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The guy taking a shit right before he became the next Van Gogh:
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SatanWatch 👿@_SatanWatch
There was a guy who took such a massive dump that it caused the arteries in his brain to explode and when he woke up from surgery he was an artistic genius with the urge to paint for 19 hours a day. newscientist.com/article/dn2352…
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Hey guys, why don’t they wanna talk about why I need a hotel in the first place?
Karen Bass let my home burn down.
Also 6,000 of my neighbors. NBD.
TMZ@TMZ
😳 EXCLUSIVE: Spencer Pratt is staying at the Bel Air hotel, not his airstream trailer. Details: bit.ly/4uQY2UF
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The Japanese are so based.
ちゃんほた🌸@hotahotasa45082
I welcome foreigners who love Japan. However, Foreigners who "hate Japan," "have invasion as their goal," or "don't know about Japanese traditions and culture" should not live in Japan. If you want to call me a "racist" for this, go ahead and call me that.
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