Raccoon Mom

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Raccoon Mom

@Prius_Queen

I don't remember what this said

a place Katılım Ekim 2009

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Xbox@Xbox·17 Tem

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Raccoon Mom@Prius_Queen·21 Tem

#XboxCheekyControllerSweepstakes

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Raccoon Mom@Prius_Queen·26 Kas

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Raccoon Mom@Prius_Queen·21 Eyl

Definitely my fave pic from #RiotFest2021 @KnucklePuckIL

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Akilah Hughes@AkilahObviously·2 Eyl

So asking if someone is vaccinated is a “violation of muh HIPPAA rights” but snitching on people who’ve had an abortion is??????

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Perfectly Cut Screams@AAAAAGGHHHH·30 Tem

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Raccoon Mom@Prius_Queen·19 May

Doctor offices get so shitty when you ask them pricing for visits. Yall really making people play cost roulette and just hope they can afford it

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Raccoon Mom@Prius_Queen·11 May

@Boooworth @72ptWingdings One time Belle got poo patty stuck to her thigh fur then tried to rub it off on everything in the house

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Raccoon Mom@Prius_Queen·11 May

Fun chicken fact of the day: chicks can get poop stuck to their bums that essentially glues it shut and can kill them and to fix it you literally just oil their butthole. Thanks for tuning in.

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Raccoon Mom@Prius_Queen·10 May

My cat’s new favorite hobby is terrorizing the baby chicks

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Raccoon Mom@Prius_Queen·8 Nis

Guy across the my yard noticed I live alone now and is trying to set me up with his son rip

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Raccoon Mom@Prius_Queen·5 Nis

Y’all I finally showed up to a family function as the hot single childless aunt.

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Raccoon Mom@Prius_Queen·1 Nis

My mental health can be gauged by the amount of dirty dishes in my sink and boy howdy things don’t looks good rn

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Raccoon Mom@Prius_Queen·31 Mar

@somehowsentient God i wish it were me

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Raccoon Mom@Prius_Queen·31 Mar

A crow took the stale bread I tossed outside. It is now my life mission to befriend this crow.

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Patrick Doran@lunch_enjoyer·30 Mar

putting this on my bed frame and hitting it like a hamster’s water bottle

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Raccoon Mom@Prius_Queen·31 Mar

My camera roll after my cat has a lil bit of his tongue sticking out for one single minute:

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Raccoon Mom@Prius_Queen·31 Mar

#satanshoes

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if u want the 666th pair of the satan shoes quote this tweet and use #satanshoes to be entered and I’ll pick someone by thursday 🏹❤️

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Raccoon Mom@Prius_Queen·31 Mar

Pulled up a “beginner” workout video on YouTube and had to take a break after the warm up part

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Raccoon Mom@Prius_Queen·30 Mar

If someone takes my Panera coffee again today I am going to track them down and throw hands

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