Poopmeiners

@mufcmark__ I genuinely don't understand the point of that tweet you just sent. You must have heard that saying before, obviously they didn't physically piss themselves they just laughed a lot

@PrivPoop Let’s hope they physically didn’t piss themselves

Made a joke at work today, colleague kept sneezing so I said "you must be allergic to Mondays" entire office burst out laughing including customers. I once believed myself a creator of destiny, now I measure my days in memoranda and obedient smiles.

@mufcmark__ How I felt seeing everyone piss themselves

@PrivPoop Proper knee slapper that one pal

The machine rewards unremitting compliance with brief and fleeting moments of artificial warmth

Alex Jimenez should do a Reddit ask me anyway to clear up this whole situation

Daughter going on a date. Is there a 'slow down' button on this life thingy? #emotional

@BigDanielii3 No Iraola is the Bournemouth manager, alive and well

Didn't he die in 2016?

@mufcmark__ Fairly sure the OG Koopcomp is now lost media 💔

@PrivPoop Show him a koopmeiners comp

Not to sound #woke but were the multiple kicks to the head necessary

@mufcmark__ And then what??? 🫣👀😏🥵🥵

@PrivPoop Probably pin him to the ground

@Tumu_davis @nqmryos Bros phone is the iPhone 1 😂😂😂👊🏻

@nqmryos Nah this Arteta look is killing me 😭😭😭

why’s he kinda into it

@mufcmark__ That's not even funny to joke about that

@PrivPoop Ass

Why is pee yellow in cartoons but red/brownish in real life?

@mufcmark__ What do they eat?

@PrivPoop On a strict rabbit food diet

@mufcmark__ What's your diet?

@PrivPoop Mine do be fluorescent green

@mufcmark__ What colour is yours boo?

@PrivPoop I think you should see a doctor about that

Will be doing a meet and greet tonight at the Selkirk road Co-op please like this tweet if you'll be attending so I can get an idea of what kind of numbers to expect

Imagine coming home to yo bich and u tell her a joke and BOOM the guy under the bed starts laughing 😬💔😧

I am severing contact with my 3 year old narcissistic nephew

Price Fall! 🔴 Woltemade #NEW £6.7m - #FPL