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Dick Hopper

@PrivateDickHop

Dick Hopper is a private investigator. He is the lead of webseries, Dick Hopper, Private Eye which can be found at http://t.co/X8ZKonnJTv youtube and facebook.

Los Angeles, CA Katılım Nisan 2014
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I've been drinking a lot of bad coffee so I've gained a little weight. I've got folds, but I'm not a Folger
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When he walked into my office I was hopping for a meatball hero, but he was nothing but a sloppy joe
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All of a sudden, there was a loud bang at the window. I woke up with a fart
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If you are looking for a great dreidel, head on down to Mazel-toys!
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I just had a chicken tikka massage. My back feels great, but my butt is on fire
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Soon cancelled 90s tv show that set up blind dates and poisoned contestants at random. What is show-up or throw-up? #jeopardy #jeopardyfacts
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When I walked into that bar, I could tell right away I was an old dive The drain was clogged with leaves and the drinks tasted like chlorine
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Doctor: it doesn't look good dick. you have male pattern baldness Me: where's the #shrug emoticon. I wear a hat #emoji #shrug #hats
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