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Pat and Joe shag Dolphins.

Great to spend some quality time with our dad yesterday.

Gosport 1-0 The Men Who Shag Dolphins. Everyone was fantastic, well done.

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Not a great afternoon for a football club who tried and failed to sign Bradley Tarbuck this summer.

Supporters game soon, of course. Not a good day to be an Uxbridge fan with some boots bought from Sports Direct the same morning.

Great to see some @GosportBFC support at McDiarmid Park on Saturday to cheer on Tobes and the team 💙💛🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🧤

Well done Fin.

'Vigorously strikes home' is an incredible way to describe rounding the goalkeeper and tapping in from three yards. Great goal, of course. Great goal. We're still alive baby.

Arrest this man!

Superb legroom on the 12:50 from Waterloo. Please, please, please win today. Can't take anymore heartbreak in the Basingstoke booze cage.

Football is fucking shit and I've never liked it.

You have to say, RW3 is looking very well on Football Manager.

Get Rewy on.

A tremendous pleasure to be joined by Bradley Tarbuck on the podcast. He delayed eating a Thai green curry to do this. What a legend. Listen now. open.spotify.com/episode/08ZpyS…

Gosport 2-1 Chertsey Tarbuck 72' (Assist: Privett Life)

Joe Lea walking back into the dressing room at full time.

Eight years ago. Good god.

How are Gosport Borough still fifth? Available wherever you get your podcasts. Brad Tarbuck special is coming next week. Have a great day. tinyurl.com/5pr28utc

If this horrible man was appearing on a beloved Gosport Borough podcast, what would you like its two very talented hosts to ask him? Leave your questions for the best left-back at the football club below.

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