Nix’s Personal Assistant👦🏼

@JamesMurphy @ShaniePrie Meat is expensive

I don’t smell any grills!?!?!? Are y’all ok!?!?!?

• Take Nix’s jackets upstairs • Fold laundry • Watch tiktok on how to lube my motorcycle chain • Watch my neighbors new appliances get brought in from the window • On my way to Auto Zone 🫠 and all steps above have been done either half or 2/3s of the way through.

My ADHD brain list of events so far today; • Water 4 of 5 plants • Deep clean the counter they sit on • Look for those car fresheners I bought months ago, checks the pantry • Cleans the pantry • Check the misc basket by the front door • Clean the entry way

To sit by the ocean and disassociate.

Of course it’s a 3 day weekend and I CAN’T BREATHE 😭😭😭 my sinuses feel like they’re about to pop out of my eyeballs.

These gas prices are giving opposite of summer night drives with the windows down.

Did anyone else expect Coltrane to be driving the god damn ambulance!? 😤 I need to become a professional criminal.

We really wanted to introduce you to Vanilla. She has the daintiest handshake we've ever witnessed. 14/10

the older i get the heller the no

Stuck between traveling as much as we can this year or saving as much money possible before this economic collapse slaps us all across the ass 🫠

@omgitsmokito Should’ve done the same…. Jk jk jk 🫠

aint no way did i just see the dude from rangeview that would run people over in the hallways with his wheelchair/scooter cross in front of me at a red light 😂😭

Could sure go for a soft warm concha with my coffee right now🫠

Forever running on Alani, Adderall, and a dream✨

if you think uncomfortable conversations are hard wait until you see the results of not having them

Randomly picked one song from one album and still nothing has topped Stuck for me 😍

Ummm… do I love Drake again or am I high?

“What comes after red?” Does this question make sense to all parents or just us los gays?

Customer service is fuckin DEAD! I don’t care how much of a boomer I sound like for saying it.

Im getting to the point in my career where I may have faked it till I maked it a little a too hard because what the fuck am I even doing anymore 😅 My job is completely beyond me.

So how many steps are in everyone’s face routines these days? 🫠