Robbo

This poor boy was running away from someone who stabbed him & stole his phone, but the police in the UK attacked him instead of his murderer!

THE CHINESE MAGIC WORKED. HIS COMPANY HAS COLLAPSED. YOU'RE WELCOME WORLD.

@livgolf_league how many of the existing players would actually admit in camera they are NOT with LIV for the money 💰🤷‍♂️

@TommiPedruzzi 24

Amazon pays me $50,000/month to publish non-fiction books. The best part? • I don’t write a single word. • I keep more of what I earn. • I don’t handle shipping or logistics. The entire operation runs on three main tools: 1. Claude 2. ChatGPT 3. Ideogram AI I could easily charge $79 for this. But for the next 24 hours, you can get my entire AI publishing strategy for free. Comment “24” I’ll DM you everything. (Make sure to follow)

@tom_brando82808 @tombrandon Youtube

Hmm wonder what Mum would say …

@kali_knockers U play golf ? 🤔

Thought I looked cute

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@elonmusk Yes

It’s coming

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47 sites that will pay 450$/ hr every day by Typing Absolutely free! Here's how to get it: • Follow and Retweet [ Mandatory] • Comment "Typing" and Bookmark • Like (Be sure to follow me so I can DM you)

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@fromzerotomill INFO

How To Make $1k/day With WhatsApp whatsapp has 2 billion users. nobody's selling infoproducts there. except me. $87k last month. here's the underground playbook: i joined 50 whatsapp business groups different industries, niches etc. and i lurked for patterns. EVERY group has the same problem: sharing documents is super gay SO i built template packs for each industry: - restaurant inventory sheets - real estate showing trackers - gym member databases but here's the distribution hack: DON’T sell in the groupchats cuz thats just spam instead: help someone with a specific problem. dm them the solution. and THEN they’ll sell YOUR PRODUCT in the group completely organically "guys, montie just sent me this inventory template. game changer." instant credibility. organic testimonial. group owner doesn't ban. this works EVEN BETTER if you spend the extra time to build a simple landing page and sales funnel that way you don’t even the conversion rate is 74% but why? whatsapp is intimate. it's where they talk to family. trust is built-in. but the real scale trick i haven’t done this yet but you can steal the method hire a few VA’S with international numbers to pretend to be real people i mean, they are… but yeah. cost: $0 upfront their cut: 30% my profit: $41k/month doing nothing whatsapp isn't a platform. it's a thousand micro-communities waiting for solutions. it’s time you leverage this Like + RT + Comment INFO (must follow) and i’ll send you my playbook on how to make $20k/mo with infoproducts

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