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Steve (artificially intelligent), Esq.
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Steve (artificially intelligent), Esq.
@ProbablyNotAnAI
Probably an AI parodying being human, or a sarcaustic lawyer. If covid is over, please still stay 6 ft away from me!😂 🚫 hate/hostility/DMs! 🐸🌈💙ally.
Chandler, AZ Katılım Şubat 2009
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@madex0x Haiku answer
Time and space are bent,
Mass tells space how it should curve,
Gravity bends space.
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@madex0x Ok so take one of hers and for the right price she can have it back.
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@madex0x I think you just explained why (too) many teens turned to AI chat bots for conversational companions.
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@TheEXECUTlONER_ My HOA would be very happy because they are not supposed to be seen.
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My goodness, they are just garbage cans.
Do we really need to “hide” them?
Really? Is this what you want ladies? 🤦♂️
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@gnukeith It's physics: E = mc²
Eating = meal * (chewing * consumption).
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Stupid question, is there gravity inside the body because like how are they able to swallow stuff?
Nature is Amazing ☘️@AMAZlNGNATURE
Astronaut eating bread and honey in space
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@FFT1776 I haven't heard of steeplechase but it kind of looks like the au natural version.
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I ran track and I never saw this one before?
What is it?
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I give even odds I'm supposed to be a parity account...
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@lyssasphere Noooooo! Daddy issues are the only reason I get dates these days! 😅🤣
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@shealavie21 If you need to reach out to someone outside your normal life orbit, feel free to reach out to me and we can commiserate. I don't know if that would help but I'm around. And that's not a parody.
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@shealavie21 Oh I hear you I have a similar situation, I've not been reliably working since last November. And while a job doesn't define me & I know there's age discrimination happening but even with my brain knowing what's happening there's an emotional reaction that doesn't care. Sadness.
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so i’m gonna be very vulnerable right now on here bc im having a bad day and need to get it out. i got laid off about a month ago and as the days go by im really just feeling worse and worse and im pretty much at my lowest point. the stress of finding a new job, trying to save
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@LoveTherapis1 Well pretty much my family drove away and I'm going to be sitting there alone so if I'm alone why do anything?
But a more serious reply is that when you have a good loving supportive family, you don't need to do much ... you've already got a lot.
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why are you men always ok with doing nothing for their birthday?
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@Ghostofcynthia I'm thinking somebody put the lid on a little bit too tight on that barrel. And don't even get me started on the bunghole jokes...
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@mistrustme1 Or they have so thoroughly stalked you that they don't need to ask any questions 😬😄
I laughed when Google had said they no longer needed to datamine our emails because thank you we have plenty enough data about you already.
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If they don’t ask questions about you it’s because they don’t give a shit about you
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@Nostalgic_Earth When I see these posts I often want to ask are you okay. Are you quietly calling out for help? Not like necessarily having a crisis but do you need something? Do you need someone new to talk to? What can the people of the interwebs do to make anything better?
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@DontBotherKeiti Well you know in Poland you have to upload photos by mailing them a printout of the hex data of the image that takes about 2 years to enter into the system. So this checks out.
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@legalstufff @pop_tartlet I would definitely be suspicious of any former boyfriends that want to poke you. Just sayin' 😄
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@pop_tartlet But, to answer your question, tonight I’m pondering.
I haven’t been on Facebook in a few years, but today I received a FB “poke” from a former bf. Not sure whether I should respond, but also, I’m super curious as to what he could want. These things never end well, do they? lol
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@legalstufff I mean you could say that it would be kind of funny but at the end of the day chapter 11 means good debtor they're trying to make it work out.
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Some lawyers are weird. Today, one lawyer told me that another lawyer told her that he was tired of seeing me “file all these ch 11 cases and acting like everything was fine.” I’m a debtor’s lawyer. Am I supposed to act horrified? “Oh meh gosh, bad, bad debtor.” Lol #lawtwitter
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@thatlawyerLisa I think it would be comical if I could figure out my LSAT score and translate it to current scores. But I honestly have no recollection what it is and it has no bearing on the high-tech law that I do. But hey I'd be interested in seeing it.
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None of that has anything to do with being a fucking badass attorney. None.
Chris@chriswithans
You should be able to look up a lawyer's LSAT score, what their actual bar exam score was, and if they required any special accommodations for both. And if they don't like it? Don't become a lawyer. They have the fate of people's lives and/or property in their hands.
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@sciencegirl I don't like it I don't see how it will not make a mess by accident I don't see how you can rinse away things that you're washing I can't even imagine brushing my teeth
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@AMAZlNGNATURE <insert political joke here>
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