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@MichaelPlaysGit Oh lord. Bless you. Not many White jehovahs down south. The cleaning lady at the office my mom worked at was one and she used to lay hands on me to cure illness. Wacky bunch

@ProbablySpamToo Jehovah’s Witnesses.

When I was about five my Daddy brought home some baby feral pigs he’d found in the woods ( likely after hunting their mama) and brought them home and we put them in our pig pen with our domestic pigs. The next morning they were gone, just some little hooves left.

A 5 year old girl has reportedly had her throat cut in a playground in Helsingborg, Sweden. Haven’t seen this hit the mainstream yet, keep an eye on this one. The girl is still alive but seriously injured.

@SenatorCollins Piece of garbage. This lady needs to be primaried

While the investigation of the Biddeford shooting is not yet complete, it raises sufficient critical questions that I spoke with DHS Secretary Mullin last night and urged him to cease all non-urgent vehicle stops.

@GardonDeLait The libertarians are just liberals - they just haven’t made their full arc yet

45 women have succeeded their deceased husbands in congress. 8 were in the senate. You talk about politics for a living.

@dom_lucre They flood the blocks on purpose. They don’t have anything else to do but mess shit up all day long

🔥🚨LATEST: This prisoner uploaded this footage to expose Valdosta State Prison in Georgia for their “civil war era” living condition, the man can be see consumed with anger as he walks through his cell reminiscent of the “Create From The Black Lagoon.”

@Flyboy3520w We lost ours in the lake almost immediately after getting it. Very sad

hey, as a former gunsmith of commie slop.... I mean, I dont own one....

@FreddyLA7 That’s a teenager. Freddy, stay safe from the bears please

Our encounter with a baby bear in North Carolina a few days ago

@wylfcen New trend- rate my weiner.

New rule: you don't get to talk about how manly you are unless I've seen your dick. Until then, I can’t make an informed judgment. It can’t be soft, either.

@Flyboy3520w @CaryKelly11 It’s the best part of the steak too- bloody rare in the middle and then charred little bits. Now I’m hungry

@CaryKelly11 not enough onions. I like a side of burger with mine. And I also like them carbonized. the wife hates me for it, but ever since my dad would cook them til they char, those little crispy bits are my favorite.

Some of you will berate me for the red meat. Some of you will berate me for the onions. The rest of you are my people. All of you, have a blessed day!

@MichaelPlaysGit What religion? If you don’t mind me asking? My mom flitted around from Pentecostal churches but we went to episcopal church with my dad - when he was sober to take us

@ProbablySpamToo I’ll never get it. My mom would’ve left my stepdad except we were in a religious cult. Wow. My life sounds like a f——-g Hallmark movie.

@MichaelPlaysGit My mother is still with my stepdad, we went no contact two years ago after I found out he had entered a bathroom in their home naked while my daughter was in the shower. He did that to me too. She promised she’d protect my baby. She lied

@MichaelPlaysGit I apologize to my daughter all the time and I tell her take what I’ve done well and then build on that. I’m not perfect and I make mistakes. It’s a trauma response because sometimes I can HEAR my mothers voice in my own and it shuts me down

@ProbablySpamToo She hugged me and told me, “Oh, Grandpa, you did great. Especially with the childhood you had. Thank you. “ That was one of the greatest moments of my life. I felt vindicated. Finally.

@MichaelPlaysGit How she could have looked at our little child’s faces and done and allowed what she did?!? When I looked at my own babies I just couldn’t fathom it.

@MichaelPlaysGit It’s hard not to. I feel like a life was stolen from me. I feel like I was changed in a way that can’t be given back- I had a friend ask me if I felt any sympathy for my mother now that I had kids and knew how hard it was and I was like no, it’s made it it worse.

@MichaelPlaysGit Bless you. I’m 50, lost my son to a rare disease and have a fourteen year old and if the ONLY thing I do is not pass this trauma on to her and treat her with value like she deserves I feel like I will have done enough in this life. I’m so glad you turned it around.

@ProbablySpamToo You too. I’m 72, four adult “kids” and 5 grandchildren from 7-23. They never knew drinking in excess or abuse. I gave them a better life than I had and told them to take whatever good they learned from me on and reuse to continue the bad.

@covie_93 It’s called the widows clause and guess how many times the Dems have used it vs the pubs? And this is just the senate

They got rid of DEI to hire people based on merit then turn around and hired lindsey graham's sister for senator simply because she's lindsey graham's sister.

@GregoryKBovino My 14 daughter is BASED af.

This news story shows the generational divide we’re up against. I’ll be a guest at an upcoming mass deportations rally. The boomer grew up in old America and likely owns property. He made his accomplishments before our invasion. The young people organizing this rally understand they’ve been sold out for cheap foreign labor. They have no future because they’re competing with foreigners for housing, which makes it completely unaffordable. This rally is about sending a clear message to the politicians who have abandoned our youth. Mass deportations are the only solution. Details about the rally are in my pinned post... Former border patrol leader to headline Fishers mass deportation rally youtu.be/bqZS8PjdUhQ?is… via @YouTube

@Flyboy3520w I’m glad Elvis died so we never had to see him turn into this.

"good, we lost a moron, fuckin' celebrate!"

@JamieBonkiewicz Guess how many times Dems used the widows clause vs pubs? And this is just the senate

They replaced Lindsey Graham with his sister. Didn’t realize we were operating under North Korea rules now.

@auntiesam_2 @amelia_tweetz It’s like 40 active days too.

It's for 6 months, not 4 or 6 years. In Oct 2000, a month before the election, Governor Mel Carnahan of Missouri, a Democrat, was running for the U.S. Senate against the incumbent, John Ashcroft, a Republican. Carnahan's plane crashed and he died. It was too late to take him off the ballot. But he won anyway. So the Lt. Governor, now acting Governor, appointed Mel Carnahan's widow until the next election two years later. Jean Carnahan, with no political experience, became Missouri's first female senator. No one batted an eye. No one complained. She ran for reelection in 2002 and lost to a Republican, Jim Talent, but there you go.

republicans in 2024: “kamala can’t just take joe biden’s place in the election. nobody voted for her. that’s not democracy.” republicans now: “it’s totally fine that lindsey graham’s sister is taking his place.”