ProblematicTrolley

You see an out-of-control trolley about to hit a suave space scientist; if you pull a lever, you can divert it into a suave guinea pig. 🔁 if you make it so, 🖤 if you make it 'no'.

A dreadfully overengineered trolley is moving rapidly toward a skeletal chiropractor. If you pull a lever, you can divert it into William Shakespeare (who's still alive somehow?). 🔁 if you do it, 🖤 if you don't.

A broken trolley is trundling inexorably toward three hooded television announcers. You can stop it, but only by placing an unpopular meat packer onto the tracks instead. 🔁 if you do the deed, 🖤 if you step aside.

You're on a dreadfully overengineered trolley, careening sideways toward a robotic duplicate of Plato or Socrates or one of them philosophers. If you push a button, you can divert it into a truly, deeply, ludicrously rude pipefitter. 🔁 to intervene, 🖤 to remain passive.

You're on a largely destroyed trolley, trundling inexorably toward five art teachers. If you push a button you can switch tracks to make it hit an invisible library assistant. 🔁 if you make it so, 🖤 if you make it 'no'.

A deeply troubled trolley is headed toward two telephone operators. If you issue the command you can switch tracks to make it hit a shadowy actuary. 🔁 if you do it, 🖤 if you don't.

You see a problematic trolley about to hit about a dozen unearthly detectives; if you issue the command you can switch tracks to make it hit a mouse which has been imbued with Salvador Dali's memories. 🔁 if you make it so, 🖤 if you make it 'no'.

You see a titanic trolley about to hit a wax sculpture of Charles Darwin; if you take charge, you can divert it into a squirrel which has been imbued with Elvis's memories. 🔁 if you do it, 🖤 if you don't.

You see a largely destroyed trolley about to hit three or so meat packers; if you push a button you can switch tracks to make it hit a confident jackal. 🔁 if you do it, 🖤 if you don't.

You see a broken trolley about to hit scores of hyenas; you can stop it, but only by cleverly tricking an incredibly charming prairie dog onto the tracks instead. 🔁 if you do it, 🖤 if you don't.

You're on a runaway trolley, dangerously speeding toward a few yaks. You can stop it, but only by cleverly tricking a valiant bear onto the tracks instead. 🔁 if you do it, 🖤 if you don't.

A broken trolley is headed toward Florence Nightengale (but a vampire). If you pull a lever, you can divert it into a uninspired geography teacher. 🔁 to intervene, 🖤 to remain passive.

A deeply troubled trolley is careening toward a philosophical meat packer. If you issue the command, you can divert it into someone who looks a bit like Isaac Newton. 🔁 if you make it so, 🖤 if you make it 'no'.

You're on a largely destroyed trolley, headed toward an abstract history teacher. If you push a button you can switch tracks to make it hit someone who looks a bit like Winston Churchill. 🔁 to intervene, 🖤 to remain passive.

You're on a deeply troubled trolley, careening sideways toward a telepathic reporter. You can stop it, but only by cleverly tricking someone who looks a bit like JFK onto the tracks instead. 🔁 if you make it so, 🖤 if you make it 'no'.

You're on a largely destroyed trolley, slowly rolling toward a couple of donkeys. You can stop it, but only by pushing a mynah bird which has been imbued with Elvis's memories onto the tracks instead. 🔁 if you do the deed, 🖤 if you step aside.

You're on a titanic trolley, trundling inexorably toward three or so food scientists. If you take charge you can switch tracks to make it hit an invisible financial manager. 🔁 if you do it, 🖤 if you don't.

You're on a runaway trolley, barreling toward about a dozen big-money cartographers. You can stop it, but only by shoving a fancy ocelot onto the tracks instead. 🔁 to intervene, 🖤 to remain passive.

An out-of-control trolley is moving rapidly toward three or so luckless cooks. You can stop it, but only by placing a downbeat chemical engineer onto the tracks instead. 🔁 if you do the deed, 🖤 if you step aside.

A largely destroyed trolley is barreling toward Babe Ruth (who's still alive somehow?). If you take charge you can switch tracks to make it hit an amiable elk. 🔁 if you do it, 🖤 if you don't.