✧ Professor K✧

Woke up smarter than you again! Yay :)

I’m gonna air fry ur boyfriend

Fun send game: I read you one of my conference papers and every time you feel stupid you send :)

Free task: tenderize ur shmeat

@imfunnychat Le sigh 😔

It’s always “how have you been?” and never “how’s your butthole doing?” sigh

@atropiansonly Whadahell???

Who tf

@Joebloggsktsd Didn’t ask don’t care plus I’m a better (and can’t forget sexier) prof (lemme guess, you taught German idealism and/or Eurocentric ethics)

@ProfK222 Lol I used to be a philosophy prof

So like.. what if I did findom full time over the summer.. like summer school but for loser idiots to spend their cash. Let’s call it “investing in your (My) future”

Like dis if the thought of me giving you a swirly between classes makes it twitch <3

We need to normalize bullying some people. I can tell when someone has not been bullied enough and not in a good way

@pixistyxxx YESSSS manifesting 🙏

@ProfK222 you, me, a blunt, and this tub FULL of cash !!

hot brats who smoke >>

@MissRia666 @alfkkifine Shut up, for my own sanity this cannot be true 🫪

@alfkkifine Reminds me of the time i had to explain to a GROWN man that we don't lay a legit chicken sized egg every period😭

the fact that some of y’all think basic education about periods is “too much” explains why so many women are exhausted dealing with grown men

blood moon

@atropiansonly YESSSSSSS THESE SHOESSSSS

They hurt so bad but look so good

Yall mind if I look so pretty?

@pixistyxxx Good morning <33333 I love you and you’re gonna have a beautiful day

@ProfK222 good morning!!!!

Gm now say it back /\___/\ ꒰ ˶• ༝ - ˶꒱ ./づᡕᠵ᠊ᡃ࡚ࠢ࠘ ⸝່ࠡࠣ᠊߯᠆ࠣ࠘ᡁࠣ࠘᠊᠊°.~♡︎

@MissRia888 Yay I hope you have the bestest day bb

@ProfK222 Gmmm😘😘

Thinking about whimpering pathetic men 💭💭💭

I love giving my partner hickies. It’s like I’m marking them as ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊୨ 𝑀𝒾𝓃𝑒 ୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹