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Noah
@ProfWStandards
High as a kite and just as carefree. Keep your head down. | Same writer as @BirdsNBadWords, semi-active
Katılım Aralık 2021
13 Takip Edilen14 Takipçiler
//Ratioed by text squid, you already lost (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
⚔︎ 𝑷𝑎𝑙𝑒 𝑻𝑖𝑒𝑓𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 ࿐@AlbIno_Tiefling
/ / (•ˋ _ ˊ•) Gonna Attacc
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"Aaaaah, let'm. I ain't meanin' no harm."
COUGH
"...not much. Should 'ear my American accent when I ain't down deep in...in...."
Fuck, he's lost his train of thought.
🧢 𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙩 !@Smoothslugger
[literally LOSES HIS MIND LAUGHING. has to put the furbong down.] OH GOD, STOP-- YOURE GONNA PISS HIM OFF OR...OR SOMETHIN...
English
Hard squinting
".....o rite, I just met yeh."
He straightens his back
"Y'mean like t h i s?"
Ahem-
"WEEL HOOOOWDY Y'ALL, WE'S NEEDIN' A DISPENSERMATIC RAAAIHT HERE, GIDDYUP NOW!"
🧢 𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙩 !@Smoothslugger
[still cracking up, wiping tears from his eyes] Listen, listen, half th' time I can't tell what th' hell everyone around here is sayin so I just nod an' say somethin like 'yeah sounds about right'. Th' accents around here are RIDICULOUS man.
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C O U G H
"Ah, there's the good st-"cOUGH
"-uff."
Noah@ProfWStandards
"Eh, forget 'bout it." r i i i i i i i i i i i I I I I I I P P "Once forgot I 'ad eyes after some right high-grade juice if y'know wot I mean. Spent 'n hour er two bumpin' imma God knows what." He holds the bong back out, careful to keep a tight grip in case Scout drops it
English
"Eh, forget 'bout it."
r i i i i i i i i i i i I I I I I I P P
"Once forgot I 'ad eyes after some right high-grade juice if y'know wot I mean. Spent 'n hour er two bumpin' imma God knows what."
He holds the bong back out, careful to keep a tight grip in case Scout drops it
🧢 𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙩 !@Smoothslugger
...[sort of staring at him with his mouth slightly open. takes a full minute to hand it over.] Oh, yeah, sorry man. Forgot I had arms.
English
"Hitman's honor, mate."
He stares off blankly into space for a full eighteen seconds
"Mind 'notha pass, eh?"
🧢 𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙩 !@Smoothslugger
[COugh cOUGH chOuGh] Y-Yeah, I getcha. I'm too chill t' fight right now anyway. Just dont call me lil or anythin, alright? You already took a hit off th' sacred furbong, so ya gotta promise.
English
"Got 'bout eight seconds'a fightin' left in me life, 'n a'm savin' that fer if I get mugged. Er, y'know, someone cuts 'n fronna me at the coffee shop."
🧢 𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙩 !@Smoothslugger
Funny, I'll take it. Lil? Thems fightin words, pal. Ain't nothin lil about me, man! a [Pauses. takes a fat hit.]
English
Blink blinks
"Yer a funny lil' fella. I like you."
🧢 𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙩 !@Smoothslugger
Noah, easy enough t' remember. [Slaps his hand like a high five and then fist bumps it] Scout! Nice t' meetcha.
English
"New 'round 'ere, friend. Name's Noah."
He offers out a hand, attempting a small smile
🧢 𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙩 !@Smoothslugger
Woah-- GO GO GO! [loud cheering, takes it back.] Never seen anyone hit it that hard! How th' hell havent I seen you around before?
English
He takes a deep rip off the bong, holding it poker-faced for about fifteen seconds before handing it back.
"Thanks, mate. This is where the fun begins..."
🧢 𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙩 !@Smoothslugger
[hands over the furbong] Go ahead, man. Shit hits hard.
English
"Ou'ova cursed abomination like T H A T?
Abso-bloody-lutely."
🧢 𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙩 !@Smoothslugger
You wanna hit?
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//We're all coordinated. We are taking over Twitter.
⚔︎ 𝑷𝑎𝑙𝑒 𝑻𝑖𝑒𝑓𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 ࿐@AlbIno_Tiefling
/ / All you fuggen Snipers popping up are a hella tease XD
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