Profaniity

I figure I’ll just pop on here maybe once a year to confirm I am still alive and obsess over my dog. 😁 nothing really new - got promoted a couple times, but besides that, just enjoying my peaceful quiet life with my bestie, Frank 🥰

@swiftalert_13 😢

I lied yesterday. TODAY IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE. Who had it?!

@swiftalert_13 Partial credit for guessing blue? 😂😁

NEW

@swiftalert_13 I thought I was gonna do well because I got lover right. It’s been downhill since 😂

Just so everyone can know what not to put, here’s my entry. You’re welcome.

@swiftalert_13 I put my faith in tayhulk

In my random button era 💅

@swiftalert_13 Truth. If I get one outfit right, I get excited.

You might think the Swift Alert team would have figured out some sort of pattern by now, but the truth is we’re just as confused as you. She may be one step ahead, but we’re all in this together 🫶🏻

Oh hey. It’s been a while. I’m alive and just living the good life with my dog 🥰 we are thinking about leaving Florida though and open to suggestions on good places to live 😁

@icecoldcarr Where do I get an invite?

Going to a dog birthday party today😊

@icecoldcarr Agree!!

@Profaniity_ Such an amazing place to be❤️

@MBF_MOS Me too. I’m obsessed lol. He is getting a sister at the end of the year. 😁

@Profaniity_ I love hims 🥹

Hey. It’s been a while. I have nothing new to report except Frankie is a grown up but still adorable :) hope you’re all well!

All’s fair in love and poetry... New album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. Out April 19 🤍 store.taylorswift.com 📷: Beth Garrabrant

@JensonnRose Chappas

Me: -starts organizing closet project- Also me: -halfway through project with stuff all over the office-

This is after he was looking at me like this all day because I was cleaning

Tonight I had to lift up my giant ass bed by myself. Why would I do such a thing? Because my wonderful dog crawled under it not realizing he no longer fits and couldn’t get back out and was freaking out. So here’s to hoping he has learned his lesson (unlikely). RIP to my hands 😂

@animaize_ It’s so uncomfortable and comfortable at the same time. lol. I don’t let Frankie on the couch so it’s either nap on the floor or let him lay there all alone, which isn’t really an option at all 😁

@Profaniity_ I fall asleep on the floor when my pups are napping in the sun too <3

Sometimes you just want to nap on the floor next to your dog lol. He’s such a cuddle bug.

This is Frankie. Frankie likes to fetch. Also, Frankie is difficult to take pictures with, as demonstrated below.

What is the best part about being a veterinarian? The lab results.