Professor David

@cutiieepie6 You’re such an entitled ass. You should be glad you got any tip at all…!!!

Some guy tipped me ten dollars in quarters, and I’m still trying to figure out what kind of person thinks that’s acceptable. I just finished a DoorDash order, and he casually mentions he forgot to tip in the app—which, fine, not ideal, whatever. Then he dramatically pulls out a literal roll of quarters like he’s handing me the crown jewels. He looks me dead in the eye and says, “Sorry man, I didn’t tip on the app, this is all I’ve got.” Yeah, thanks. I love holding a handful of coins like it’s 1998. I don’t use change. I’m not a parking meter. I’m not walking around with rolls of quarters or dumping them into a Coinstar just to get the money I already earned. I took it because arguing over coins isn’t how I planned to spend my day, but that doesn’t make it okay. Tipping in quarters is peak absurdity. Tip in the app, tip in bills, tip digitally—literally anything that doesn’t involve me schlepping around loose metal. Acting like this is normal? Pure comedy. And yes, no one should ever think a pocketful of coins counts as a tip.

@CBS I was enjoying the Cadillac Championship until you had the poor taste to show the pedophile/rapist/lifelong criminal/idiot on camera. I’m totally done watching now!! Plus, Cadillacs are lousy cars!

@RickJacksonGA Just another bigoted Georgia jackass…!!!

@donkoclock FUCK NO! It looks like the usual trump trailer park full of rif-raf...!!!

Quick Yes or No... Do you support 300 million in taxpayer money for Trump's Ballroom?

@MikeBales Haven’t been invited to any MENSA meetings lately, have you…???

Trump has exposed the pope for being exactly what he is, just another Democrat from Chicago.

@RickJacksonGA T You, Rick Jackson, are an idiot…!!!

The Golden Isles Republican Women’s Club does great work in Coastal Georgia – thanks for welcoming me to today’s luncheon and for the chance to share my story and take questions!

@amandajuliiiia Old school gentlemen always pay, period…!!! You’ll be appreciated…!

Who pays on the first date?🤔

@HenryFrank02 Stop your damn lies…!!!

YES or NO ?

@RickJacksonGA So you’re running as someone who scalped tickets and wants to kill immigrants…!!! You’re the clown who should be ‘departed’…!!!

@espn Dookie Vitale ruins every broadcast he’s on…!!!

@Real_MyraLux Look at her pictures before all the surgeries…!!!

@atrupar If your lips are moving you’re lying…!!!

Trump: "Under our policies, prices for chicken, eggs, cheese, butter, potatoes, and fresh fruit are lower today by a lot than what I took office. Hotel rates, automobile prices, and rent payments are way down as well."

@espn When will you ever understand that college basketball games last longer than two hours…??? Games consistently run into the start times of the following games. Get a damn clue! Does anyone at ESPN have any brains…???

@oelma__ A beautiful family…!!!

What is the first thought that comes to mind when you see this?

@SteJon6501 @DawnsMission You’ve chosen to be on the wrong side of history. Enjoy your ride to the abyss…!!!

@DawnsMission First regardless of the overwhelming proof, much of which has already come to light the communists/democrats would never concede. Second, regardless of 2020 fraud, it would still be a third term. If it were possible (which it’s not) I would vote for him again.

I would, how about you?

@DawnsMission Can you run for president from prison…???

@CoachForGov It’s so much worse that Republicans stood up and cheered every one of trump’s many, many lies…!!!

It is a damn shame that Democrats didn’t stand up when President Trump asked who agrees with this simple statement… “The first duty of the American government is to protect American citizens, not illegal aliens.” This is COMMON SENSE.

@Damaan4u33 Lies of the nation…!!!

How much of Trump's SOTU will you watch tonight? A. 0 minutes B. 5 mimutes C. 10 minutes D. 30 minutes E. To the end

@ronsterd89 No, I don’t associate with rapists, pedophiles, or lifelong criminals. And I certainly don’t associate with anyone who’s all three of those…!!!

Maybe

@dailyglimps24 Support the biggest racist that was ever born…??? HELL NO!!!

🚨BREAKING: Stephen Miller, a senior Trump Advisor, is trying to exclude illegal aliens from the U.S. census, which removes House seats from Blue states like California, New York etc. Do you support excluding illegals from the U.S. census? A. Hell Yes B. No