Professor Genius
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Can’t help but read all his tweets in the Dwight Schrute voice

we accidentally created a time capsule of the last era in which humans wrote code

Populists ask, "What has conservatism ever conserved?" Well, it's about to conserve birthright citizenship.


It does mean that actually that's why it says that

I am optimistic about this country's ability to assimilate immigrants and their children into American values, and less optimistic about our ability to assimilate citizens with a seething hatred of immigrants into American values.


I had a dream with a full multiple verse musical number that ended with "I buried my brother in the shadow of that sun" (it was space themed) and I am going to blow my head off because I can't remember any more of it.


Justice KBJ: "If I steal a wallet in Japan, I am subject to Japanese laws….. in a sense, it's allegiance." Her case for birthright citizenship:



BREAKING: We’re supporting a lawsuit to force the release of files on a $200,000 NIH-funded kitten abuse lab. We exposed that an Auburn University lab is breeding kittens to suffer debilitating and deadly diseases, conducting invasive experiments on them, then killing them at just a few months old. One tragic video we uncovered showed a kitten struggling to walk and, according to Auburn, close to death. And these cruel experiments are all funded by your tax dollars. Here’s the background on this new lawsuit: In July 2025, an Auburn alum and Alabama taxpayer requested records on these kitten experiments. Auburn refused. Our investigation has already uncovered that this Auburn University lab has bred thousands of sick kittens over nearly half a century. These kittens are bred to suffer from genetic disorders that cause loss of muscle control, difficulty walking, vision loss, tremors, and early death. Auburn confined and abused 134 cats and kittens in 2024. Under Secetary Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., the NIH is still funding this cruel cat lab despite promising last year to end testing on pets. We’ve been fighting for files on these abusive NIH-funded experiments for years, and we’re not backing down. Taxpayers have a right to know how their money is being spent so they can hold bureucrats accountable.. Follow @WhiteCoatWaste @AuburnU

I’m honestly kind of speechless at how stupid this is

BREAKING: Former Congressman Matt Gaetz reveals he was once briefed on alien "breeding programs" where captured aliens were breeding with humans to create a hybrid race.



A lot of people on the right would actually be super happy to spend a lot more money per person on welfare if part of the deal was people on welfare suffered more as a result.






