Chaney the Vampire Slayer

Eddie Bravo has always been a real one… Callen on the other hand has always been CFR. 12/4/2016 PIZZAGATE IS STILL REAL.

@gatorgar If it’s anything like the other countries he has visited… he will leave as “paramount leader.” 😹

I don’t know if the president should go to China right now. Seems an unnecessary risk.

His father is a sacrifice and his baseball playing was a debt payoff. Da Bulls. 🤔

@missnic06 Reminds me of Madonna, at Met. The Temptation of St. Anthony.

Life imitating myth: A Dutch ship is now a real-life Flying Dutchman. Cursed with a deadly hantavirus outbreak. The Flying Dutchman was a ghost vessel doomed to sail forever, never reaching port, often bringing plague or doom. Today, this modern Dutch-flagged expedition ship carries hantavirus (“haunt-a-virus”). Dutch… Netherlands (nether-worlds, underworld vibes)… hantavirus as a haunting plague on a wandering ship. Reality and folklore are converging in eerie ways.

@TopLobsta $229.99 and I will throw in a bumper sticker.

You get eternal salvation from this? What a deal!

@missnic06 @CalltoActivism Only when he is playing the character of “orange man bad.”

Is Trump the Great Revealer disguised as the Great Concealer? Makeup is meant to conceal, but Trump’s is always applied so poorly, it becomes a spectacle. In ritual, when a thing is done badly on purpose, it becomes anti-theater or a reversal spell. Does Trump’s appearance crack the illusion of respectability in politics and media? He wears makeup like a clown, not to look good.

OMG!!! Trump just EXPLODED at a female reporter for asking him about his sudden request from Congress for DOUBLE the amount for his ballroom. "I doubled the size of it, you DUMB PERSON. I doubled it. You're not a smart person." Holy hell.

@WhiteHouse I mean…

A beacon of freedom, hope, & the American spirit. 🇺🇸

@TedLogan1010 “Patsy.”

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If ya pushing Hanta fear shyt… blocked.

@KIRO7Seattle Fake news.

BREAKING: Three people from King County have potentially been exposed to hantavirus. Watch KIRO 7 News live at 11 a.m. or find more info here >> kiro7.com/news/local/thr…

@MJTruthUltra 🧐

NOW, THEREFORE, I, DONALD J. TRUMP, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and the laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim May 2026 as Jewish American Heritage Month.   I call upon Americans to celebrate the heritage and contributions of Jewish Americans and to observe this month with appropriate programs, activities, and ceremonies.  I further call on all Americans to celebrate their faith and freedom throughout this year, during this month, and especially on Shabbat to celebrate our 250th year. IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this fourth day of May, in the year of our Lord two thousand twenty-six, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and fiftieth. DONALD J. TRUMP This specific call for a “national Sabbath” (or “Shabbat 250”) on May 15–16 is a one-time observance whitehouse.gov/presidential-a…

@WhiteHouse @WestonLeabo Say it right! Chiiiinnnna.

President Donald J. Trump departs Washington D.C. for a historic visit to China!

Hanta…

Who DIDN'T like The Oregon Trail?

@kfc Stop imagining random children.

imagine explaining fried pickles to a victorian child

@noahsarkscans It’s sand.

The resting place for Noah’s Ark has been found, and these experts are about to prove it to the entire world…

@SenWarren @fredericknchgo Faaaack the IRS… harder then yourself.

$1 TRILLION. That’s how much my bill to fix the IRS—and go after wealthy tax cheats—will raise. It’s time for the rich to pay what they owe.

@FmrRepMTG How’s the Costa Rican house, ya clown?

Inflation is rising and gas is over $4.50 per gallon all because Trump went to war with Iran. Not at all what America voted for.

@GeneralMCNews Doing their work for them, I see.

BREAKING: Health experts now suddenly fear hantavirus may be more contagious than previously believed.

@realjoshuareid What’s GFT?

I wonder what all the haters have to say about this?

@NICKIMINAJ … and a 🤫