Mark Brannan

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@adamsummerton Really though, is there?

There’s not a single other nation in the world that wouldn’t have him a squad of 35. One of England’s most technically gifted players and a proven winner at the highest levels of the club game, who’s in his prime years (27). Madness

@Magpie24_7 Where I agree he should be our number 1 striker. The stats dont appear real. Hes played 27 PL games. Not 16.

🇩🇪 The debate has been swirling around for weeks, but the numbers don’t lie. While Nick Woltemade has often been deployed as a creative "ten" or a roaming playmaker, his international manager has been banging the drum for a specific shift: Nick needs to lead the line! He's right! ​At first glance, his technical profile suggests a midfielder trapped in a striker's body. But if we look at the efficiency of the Magpie attack this season, the Big Nick experiment hasn't worked and he needs to go back up top! ​​There is no clearer indicator of a player’s impact than the points on the board. When we look at league games at St. James' Park this season, the contrast between Woltemade starting up front versus any other configuration is staggering: 🇩🇪 Nick Woltemade as the striker. Played 9 Points 20 Average Points per Game 2.22 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇩🇩🇰 All Others Played 7 Points 6 Average Average Points per Game 0.85 The difference is night and day. With Woltemade leading the press and occupying the center-backs, we are picking up nearly triple the points at home. He doesn't just score goals; he facilitates the entire offensive ecosystem. Woltemade’s international manager recently emphasised that his unique height and vision are wasted when he’s dropped too deep into the midfield traffic. Woltemade isn't just a luxury playmaker; he is our most effective catalyst at the top of the pitch. It’s time to stop overthinking it: Play him through the middle, get support around him, and let the points follow! #NUFC #NUFCNews #Newcastle #EPL #Woltemade

@CorkyOnTour @JonnyKitwe @KoselHaTeg @realrikkidoolan Read the original post.

@ProtoMarkB @JonnyKitwe @KoselHaTeg @realrikkidoolan Where’s he facing disciplinary action?

Nott Forest PL player Taiwo Awoniyi showed his shirt saying God (Jesus) is the greatest. He’s now facing disciplinary from the FA. Yet they stopped games for fast breaks, and allowed writing on screen that said ‘Holy Month of Ramadan.’ We need consistency at the very least.

@FunDisney3 @realrikkidoolan Go and do your research then. Find evidence to the contrary. I made my point, you make yours.

@ProtoMarkB @realrikkidoolan What evidence do you have that it’s only in certain teams - I only mentioned Liverpool because you very clearly brought up Salah and Mane.

@JonnyKitwe @KoselHaTeg @realrikkidoolan Not at all. Its a contradiction from the league in their own rules. Sanctioning it doesnt make it consistent with their own rules. Just means they allowed a loophole to make it inconsistent.

@ProtoMarkB @KoselHaTeg @realrikkidoolan Everyone wore them and it was sanctioned before the match. You’re just trying to find something to be angry about

@FunDisney3 @realrikkidoolan No, not if its only allowed certain teams. Thats the very definition of inconsistency.

@ProtoMarkB @realrikkidoolan So it’s not consistent for players to demonstrate praying for both Muslims and Christians? What do you propose is consistent if not both doing the same thing?

@TheEXECUTlONER_ Cops were correct

Yellow traffic light, going straight and this car turns in front of him. The officers told the driver going straight that HE should have braked. What do you think? Any lawyers out there? 🤔 I disagree. The driver going straight still has the right away.

@FunDisney3 @realrikkidoolan Not really. Consistency to 1 team or 6 teams is not consistency

@ProtoMarkB @realrikkidoolan In the same team Allison and Firmino would walk onto the field as Christians offering prayer to God. There’s your consistency.

@BarpyPlatwurst @SkySportsPL Pretty sure that shot shows keeper holding Murphys arm. Not Murphy backing in.

@ProtoMarkB @SkySportsPL He's backing into the keeper interfering with him and off side.

Newcastle's Malick Thiaw has a goal disallowed after Jacob Murphy is caught offside! ❌

@KoselHaTeg @realrikkidoolan Arm bands not long ago

@ProtoMarkB @realrikkidoolan Are there a lot of players wearing LGBTQ+ slogans under their shirts?

@KoselHaTeg @realrikkidoolan So they break their own laws then with LBGTQ+ stuff 🙄

@ProtoMarkB @realrikkidoolan The laws of the game beg to disagree

@KoselHaTeg @realrikkidoolan No its not. He got booked for that! He wouldnt need further disciplinary for it.

@ProtoMarkB @realrikkidoolan This is about the removal of his shirt and a message being displayed. If Salah or Mané had done something similar, they too would be sanctioned. This isn’t rocket science.

@SkySportsPL Same old Arsenal, always cheating.

@Ginkohro @Furious_red_ Not always, Bruno come on in his first game and took like 3 games to start. Tonali, Isak, Burn, Tripper, Targett, Pope, Wood, Kelly and Elanga straight in and then out. No agenda. Hall is one of the best left backs in the world. He seems to enjoy changing the mould of players.

@ProtoMarkB @Furious_red_ We did the same with every players we signed. New players come, adapt and waiting for their chance. Gordon, Tino took 6 months, Bruno Botman etc.. I just dun sure whar’s your Hall agenda.

Never forget Woltemade and Joelinton were signed as Strikers now playing as midfielders

@Manutd_addicts 🤣🤣🤣 the sh*te you guys come out with man

🚨🚨🚨 Sheikh Jassim’s Personal Net worth has been increased from £1.5bn to £4.1bn !! His personal net worth is rising rapidly as he prepares to help Manutd in the future become GREAT AGAIN!! #MUFC

@realrikkidoolan Where I agree with your statement 100%. Not sure why you out Jesus in brackets? Jesus was not God

@EzzyMUFC Ah yes. The free kick that was never a free kick and the offside goal that followed.

That united final against Newcastle was the last time people were actually interested in the carabao Cup

@Ginkohro @Furious_red_ Actually Eddie bought him for LB and refused to play him there for quite some time. Why? Because he felt all his midfield attributes were too dominant and his defensive attributes weren't enough. So he shielded him. Why would he do that? Is it because he was predominantly a LM?

@ProtoMarkB @Furious_red_ He’s always be LB/LM, and we signed him for that position. You can blame Eddie for Woltemade position but not Hall and Gordon 🤦🏻‍♂️