Grady Pruitt

Getting A DUI

Blacking Out

The key to being a good baseball player is cheating on your wife. It doesn’t work any other way

Do y’all believe the rumors that Charlie Kirk had a micropenis and that’s why Erika had him killed?

George Carlin once said the key to comedy is hitting your protein and fiber goals

Non Alcoholic Beers

Dancing Sober

Having sex with a woman is the gayest thing you can do as a man

I believe I was put on this earth to spread negativity

Topo Chico

I benched pressed 225 for 30 reps in 7th grade. I weighed 110 pounds, and it was my first time lifting weights. I haven’t been in a gym since because I’ve been too busy getting laid and shooting people with my gun. Any man who can’t bench 225 should be legally considered a woman

Craft Beers

Angry Drunks

Dudes who go the gym and lift weights are cowards. Get a gun and shoot someone in the face like a real man

House Parties

Drinking Games

My Workout Goals

Going to the Gym

Fired From A Sandwich Shop #StandUpComedy

Houston Pride #Houston #Jokes