PsudoMike 🇨🇦

Most fintech content on here is theory from people who never touched a live transaction. I'm not that guy. I'm Mike Oshadami. I've spent 10+ years building payment systems that actually move money. Led engineering teams through the kind of outages that age you overnight. Moved from Nigeria to Canada and built a tech community from scratch in a city nobody was watching. What you'll get if you follow: Real talk on backend and payments architecture (not textbook stuff) Career and leadership takes that LinkedIn would flag Sports, finance, and life opinions with zero filter I build things. I break things. I have thoughts about everything. Follow if you want the unfiltered version.

Nobody talks about how long the quiet years feel. Before traction, before recognition, before it clicks. Those years are building something too.

Nobody talks about the quiet years. The ones where you're grinding with no audience, no validation, just work. Those years matter most.

Some lessons only come after the mistake. That's not a flaw in how we learn. That's just how it works.

Moving countries taught me more about resilience than any framework ever could. The tech skills travel. Everything else you rebuild from scratch.

Some of the best career decisions I ever made looked like setbacks at the time. Funny how that works.

@UTDIfy Because it really does feel personal. When your team loses on a Saturday, your whole weekend is ruined like you were on the pitch yourself. That emotional investment is what makes football the greatest sport.

One beautiful thing about football is saying “Us” or “We” like we are part of the team or something 😂🤭

@shawty_410 Samsung really be living a double life. Top tier camera, solid battery, then you crack that screen and suddenly it costs more to fix than a new phone entirely.

Samsung na android until u break person screen 🥲

@Tablesalt13 This is the kind of thing that should be front page news but gets buried under everything else. When borrowing costs climb this fast and quietly, it usually means the real pain hasn't even started yet.

holy fuck the Canadian 30 year bond yield just hit a 16 year high and no one noticed. government borrowing costs are surging.

@buodataye Speak it into existence. April is hiring season for a lot of companies too, so the timing is actually in your favor. Lock in and send those applications like your life depends on it.

This April, I must get a job!

@john322226 The internet gave everyone a passport they never applied for. Man is in Ikorodu typing "Hey yo man" with full confidence. You can't write this kind of comedy.

Some of my followers too funny this early morning! You Dey ikorodu you Dey comment Dey ask me “ Hey yo man.” Make fake life no kee you one day

@IShowSpeedHQ A 365 day world tour while launching his own platform is insane. Speed treats content creation like a sport and honestly he might be the hardest working creator out there right now.

🚨| EXCLUSIVE: Speed has created his own live-streaming platform, Streamy, and will be doing a 365 Day World Tour exclusively on his new platform starting next month! 🔥

@goal Three consecutive World Cups missed. A country that literally invented catenaccio can't even defend their way into a tournament anymore. The talent pipeline has completely dried up.

The darkest era in Italian football? 📉 Italy suffer penalty shootout heartbreak to Bosnia and Herzegovina and will miss their THIRD consecutive World Cup! 💔🇮🇹

@ESPNFC Vini in a Brazil shirt is a completely different animal. When he's clicking with Cunha like that, defenses have no answers. This World Cup cycle is going to be special for the Selecao.

Cunha and Vini Jr. after helping set up Brazil's opening goal vs. Croatia 🗣️

@GoldTelegraph_ Countries are quietly stacking gold while everyone argues about crypto. Brazil doubling reserves in a single year is a massive signal that confidence in the dollar as the only safe haven is fading.

BREAKING NEWS BRAZIL’S CENTRAL BANK DOUBLED ITS GOLD RESERVES IN 2025. GOLD IS NOW ITS SECOND-LARGEST RESERVE ASSET A scramble for a neutral reserve currency.

@AfiaDimple_ Late night DJs have a different kind of power. No requests, no judgment, just pure vibes for an audience of one.

Everyone is asleep, time to DJ.

@_phocus1 Ten Hag couldn't figure out United's squad but you want him to fix Ghana football? That's a bold experiment.

Ghana fans what if….?

@virtuous110711 Lending money is really just paying to find out what someone truly thinks of you. The audacity when it's time to pay back is always legendary.

The fact that person go borrow someone money To return it go turn problem Oya nau

@mavoswago The confidence is unmatched. Keep that same energy when the year ends too.

i still dey NO.1 o

@Wizarab10 Sometimes that's exactly what you need. No overanalyzing, no deeper meaning, just vibes and visuals. What movie was it?

Been a while I saw a movie like this. Just perfect for me. Nothing deep. Just surreal

@msmocrown The replies to this are going to be wild. People will say yes publicly and mean something completely different privately.

Nigerians are too holy for this.