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@AmiriKing shaniqua needs to stfu xD

A white man is currently going viral after dropping the hard R at a gas station. The woman pulled in and almost hit two cars, including his. She started insulting his family and threatening them. So he hit her with some hard R’s. I mean, what else is he supposed to call her?

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1/x The pioneers have been executing since fork. The only rToken launched on PulseChain happened 600+ days ago. Here is Reserve's standard hyUSD mandate. $pDAI to $1 is inevitable. NFA. otter.pulsechain.com/tx/0x7e34d9513…

The supply story right now. Fixed max supply: 21,000,000 pMINT. Hard cap. Cannot be changed by anyone. Burned forever in 19 days: 4,651,099 pMINT. That is 22.15% of the entire maximum supply destroyed permanently. Still left to mine across all remaining cycles: 82,540 pMINT. The mining side of issuance is essentially done. New pMINT entering circulation from the protocol is nearly over. Currently circulating: 16,266,361 pMINT. Of that circulating, 5.44 million is locked inside 185 Reserve Class NFTs. Soulbound. Cannot be sold until maturity. Average lock duration 1,353 days. Effective free float, what can actually move on the market: 10.82 million pMINT. That is the math 19 days into the protocol, 2 days into the Reserve Class. 590 holders. Fully transparent. Fully reconciled on chain. We do not predict price. We just publish the math. Patient. Believing. Building. $pMINT #PulseChain

@RealMattyCrypto same to you, thanks for showing initiative 🔥

@PsychenautLV Absolutely, thanks for being a part of this.

@CoinMarketCap $pDAI

1 coin. 1 reason you haven't sold. Shill me.

⏺ 🚨 The protocols everyone assumes are dead on PulseChain aren't dead. They've been captured. Was digging through forked protocols today and found someone took over Aave V2. The Guardian multisig became a single key EOA on PulseChain. 51 days post fork, they replaced the entire LendingPool with a 3 function drain contract. Sweep tokens, burn aTokens, empty initialize. 527 bytes. The whole lending protocol, gone. Why would someone do this? If you don't take the keys, someone else will. Every forked multisig is an open door. You either walk through it and secure the protocol, or you leave it for someone with worse intentions. Draining Aave's remaining deposits and locking down the implementation is arguably the responsible move on a fork chain where the original team will never show up. 🧵 Here's how it works. When PulseChain forked Ethereum, every Gnosis Safe multisig became a single key EOA. The Safe proxy infrastructure didn't carry over. What required 5 of 10 signers on Ethereum only needs ONE signer on PulseChain. One key from the original multisig gets you full control over everything that multisig governed. 👀 @NineIronCapital just caught the same pattern on Reserve Protocol. ERC1967 proxy upgrade, forked admin key, full governance takeover in 5 blocks. Compound's Timelock admin is an EOA. Uniswap governance has quorum=0. Yearn vaults still hold 44M pDAI. 🔑 The "dead" protocol graveyard is a key factory. And the keys are already being used.

🚨🚨DURO GOLPE A LA UE de Von der Leyen💥 La abogada holandesa Meike Terhorst ha destrozado los planes ilegales de la UE para el control masivo 🔥 «¡La UE NO ES un Estado soberano, NO PUEDE imponer NADA a los países miembros!» ¿La tiranía de la IDENTIDAD DIGITAL? ¡Podemos tirarla a la basura! BRAVO 👏🔥UN GRAN EJEMPLO este es el trato que hay que dar al totalitarismo de Von der Leyen 🔥

THE PEGGENING IS COMING... And here's the beautiful, brutal truth most don't see yet: Not everyone is going to ride this wave... To every Pulsican sitting on the sidelines (the ones who called it a useless meme coin play, who watched from the beach while the rest of us waxed our boards), I see you. I am you, in another timeline... You're going to watch the pDAI logo swell from a ripple on the horizon into something that blots out the sky. You're going to see the DAItards paddling out early, catching the first monster wave, while you're still deciding if the water's too cold. You won't get on this wave. You'll be a spectator. And you know what? That's okay... More than okay... Because here's what the degens often forget to tell you in their tribal chest-beating: #pDAI isn't a pDAI play. It's a #PULSECHAIN play. When pDAI Pegs (and it will), it doesn't just validate a stablecoin... It validates the entire infrastructure. It proves PulseChain can anchor real value, real liquidity, and real trust. It becomes the gravitational center that pulls every other token in the ecosystem into higher orbit. Your HEX bags? They pump on the credibility that PDAI brings. Your PLS? The entire chain's TVL and legitimacy get a rocket boost. Your random shitcoins? They ride the rising tide of a chain that just proved it can hold the line at $1. The DAItards catch the wave, but the whole damn ocean rises... So grab your beach chair, sidelined PULSICAN... Set it up on the sand. Pop something cold. Watch the PEGGENING roll in with the full force of a generational shift. You might not be on the board, but you're still on the right beach! If pDAI wins, everybody wins. Not just the ones who caught the wave. All of us. The water's warm, but the chair's fine too... And the spectacle will be epically memorable😉 #pDAI = $1 is INEVITABLE ❤️💛🧡💚💙🩵💜🩷🤍❤️

pDai showing strength 💪 UP 17% last 24h Price: $0.0017 Next leg up could come fast. 588x TO FULL PARITY. Did you notice the latest (3rd) pDai Anagram from Richard? (NOONE NOTICED 6 days ago) youtu.be/sQNoXFdLuOk?si… (Minute: 4:20 in the video)

@dr_pegger mouth watering read 🤤

@ArtThePatriot_ such a tool xD

Behind the scenes update for the holders. Every pMINT the team mines or buys with operational pDAI is getting paired into LP, and those LP tokens are sent straight to the renounced mining contract address. The LP is locked forever. No one can pull it. Not the team. Not anyone. What this does: The pMINT comes off the market for good. The LP gets thicker and healthier. And since LP and the mining contract do not earn dividends, every pDAI dividend that would have gone to those positions now flows to actual holders instead. More dividends for the people holding pMINT in their own wallets. We will keep doing this. Every cycle. Every chance we get. We have the long term vision in mind for the holders because we are building a long term protocol. The chain shows everything. This is just the beginning.

Finally understand why Richard Heart matters. HEX, PulseChain, the SEC case dismissal, and why pMINT builds on this infrastructure. pmint.win/learn/richard-…

@Max_Mantl @Bizzee_P its not for free and one is not minting pDai xD

@Bizzee_P Nobody cares, this stuff is the deal, it's flipping pDAI soon and you can mint free pDAI, crazy.

⏺ 🚨 The forked Curve DAO on PulseChain is fully operational and nobody is paying attention.... CRV inflation is running. 300K+ new CRV minted every day. Last mint: May 4, 2026. A small group of OG sacrifice wallets is farming the entire system with zero competition 🔒 They're locking CRV into veCRV with 4 year locks (until 2030), adding custom gauges, voting 100% weight to their own gauges, minting the rewards, and running it all through forked Convex for boosted yields 🔥 The forked Convex voter proxy still controls 80%+ of all veCRV on PulseChain. 262 gauges registered. A handful of active voters controlling where ALL emissions flow. Someone even tried a hostile takeover in February. Rapid fired apply_transfer_ownership() on veCRV and GaugeController. All failed. The admin is locked behind the Aragon DAO proxy. These wallets already had their locks in place before the attack even happened 🔐 300K+ CRV flowing per day. One group catching all of it. No competition. No attention. Just quiet accumulation while everyone else sleeps. Why this matters ⚡ On Ethereum, Curve governance controls where billions in liquidity flow. The "Curve Wars" were fought by Convex, Yearn, and entire protocols spending hundreds of millions just to control gauge weights and emissions. On PulseChain, that same system is live and uncontested. A handful of wallets are locking it up for pennies. If PulseChain DeFi ever gets real liquidity, whoever controls the gauges controls where it flows. The wallets are already in position. Receipts: veCRV: otter.pulsechain.com/address/0x5f3b… CRV Minter: otter.pulsechain.com/address/0xd061… Convex Booster: otter.pulsechain.com/address/0xF403… GaugeController: otter.pulsechain.com/address/0x2F50…

❤️💛💚💙 Satanic King just confirms Digital ID. They are proceeding with a New World Order. Their chosen CBDC rail will be Crypto Stablecoins.

We need a decentralized stablecoin!!!!

Recently, we heard about Aztec Connect, but what is it and how does it work? That's what we're going to understand here, in plain English without technical jargon. Aztec Connect on #PulseChain with #pDAI would bring back a special kind of private money system. It would let you do all your lending, staking, earning interest, swapping, and other money moves completely privately... but this time running right on PulseChain, using pDAI as the main private money. pDAI is PulseChain’s own stablecoin, a digital dollar that stays steady in value and cannot be taken away by governments or banks. Aztec originally built this system around DAI on Ethereum, so pDAI fits perfectly as the private version they called “zkDAI.” What Are zk-SNARKs? (Super Simple Explanation) The whole privacy trick works because of something called zk-SNARKs. Think of it like this: You want to prove to a bank that you have enough money to make a payment, but you don’t want them (or anyone) to see how much you actually have, where it came from, or what you’re doing with it. zk-SNARKs let you create a tiny “secret proof” on your own computer that says: “Yes, this payment is 100% correct and follows all the rules - no cheating, no double-spending, everything adds up.” But the proof shows zero extra details. The blockchain checks the proof and says “okay, this is legit” without ever learning your balance, your name, or your plan. It’s fast, small, and completely private, like proving you know the answer to a riddle without telling anyone what the riddle was. How the Whole System Is Set Up on PulseChain: ◽️pDAI is already the main stablecoin people use on PulseChain for swaps, lending, and more. ◽️The special Aztec Connect contracts (the “rules engine”) and the zk-SNARK checking keys would be put directly onto PulseChain. ◽️You pay tiny fees in normal PulseChain fuel (called PLS). ◽️Your money turns into private “notes” - basically secret digital envelopes that only you can open with your special viewing key. No one else on the blockchain can see inside. How a Private pDAI Transaction Actually Works (Step by Step): Here’s exactly what happens when you want to do something private with your pDAI: 1- Putting Your Money In (Shielding): You send regular public pDAI to the Aztec system on PulseChain. It instantly turns into private pDAI notes. From now on, only you can see how much you have. The public blockchain shows nothing. 2- You Decide What to Do (All on Your Phone or Computer): You open a simple app or website (like the old zk.money, but updated for PulseChain). You pick what you want: swap pDAI for another coin, lend it out to earn interest, stake it, or even do several moves in a row. Your computer quietly creates a secret zk-SNARK proof that proves everything is fair and correct - without sending any private info anywhere. 3- The Hidden Batch (Off-Chain Part): Your secret proof goes to a helper computer called a sequencer (run by someone in the community). It collects lots of people’s private actions together and makes one super-small outer zk-SNARK proof. This tiny proof gets sent to the main Aztec contract on PulseChain. 4- The Public Part Happens (But Still Private for You) The Aztec contract quickly checks the proof (super cheap on PulseChain). It then tells the real DeFi app (like PulseX or a lending pool) to actually do the swap or lending. When it’s done, the new money comes back as fresh private notes for you. On the public blockchain, people only see a boring message like “Aztec just called PulseX with some tokens.” They have no idea it was you, how much, or why. 5- Taking Your Money Out (Unshielding): Anytime you want, you can turn your private notes back into regular public pDAI. Why This Is a Great Match for pDAI and PulseChain: ◽️Aztec built the original system specifically for private stablecoin moves like lending, staking, and earning yield. pDAI is the exact same kind of coin, but native to PulseChain. ◽️Your money, trades, and earnings stay totally hidden thanks to zk-SNARKs. ◽️You can do several private moves one after another in the same batch. ◽️PulseChain is fast and cheap, so everything feels smooth and affordable. What Needs to Happen to Make It Real: The code and keys are already open-source and ready to use (or already on PulseChain from the fork). The only missing piece is someone to run the sequencer computer that batches everything. Once that’s running and a simple app is updated for PulseChain + pDAI, anyone can start using private DeFi with pDAI. In simple terms: Aztec Connect would turn pDAI into secret, programmable money on PulseChain. You get all the power of DeFi (lending, staking, swapping), but nobody can see what you’re doing. The pieces are basically sitting there waiting for someone to turn it on. ❤️💛🧡💚💙🩵💜🩷🤍❤️