Martin Reid

Hey man, saw your AI-generated poster. Yeah, it looks like pure dogshit 👍

If your gig flyer is AI, I won’t go. If your book cover is AI, I won’t read it. If your song is AI, I won’t listen. If your ad is AI, I won’t buy. If your profile picture is AI, we can't be friends.

Obscene progress, you love to see it. Recommended to me by @ImDFrancisco less than 5 years ago; booked onto a sold out show that November and the rest, as they say, is history...

Every time when killer trying to assassinate Trump

@enzachapiron @positivityofx I don't think the otters care for minimum wage of human monies, if that's your gripe.

@positivityofx What a shitty place

At an aquarium after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

Every AI wrestling poster is this, I swear.

@1800factsmatter @ThorBjornsson_ I mean, comparing accolades, podiums, records, Thor is definitely the stronger.

@ThorBjornsson_ Eddie Hall is stronger than you so how are you the world’s strongest man?

Can The Worlds Strongest Man break through Prison bars?

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MM/DD/YYYY Tipping culture Very high toilet water Guns being sold in a supermarket Ability to supersize things The concept of Jaywalking Vacation days Tax not included in final prices of goods Healthcare Portion size

Lizzy Rain debuts NEXT WEEK!!! 🎸 @LizzyRain_wwe

Thassa smooooooooth looking Mania

"SPEED REP"

How it felt watching Liv Morgan vs Stephanie Vaquer at WrestleMania. Man I’m crying laughing watching this, it’s way too accurate You really SHOULDN’T miss this one 😭😭 (Via: WrestleToonia)

Surely a fatal 4 way tag match means the illegal person can just be in the ring anyway; as there's no DQ in a 4 way, they just can't make a pin?

@DEREISS_ Their "hash browns" are criminal. More like deconstructed rosti.

Denny’s Was more for the macros than anything. Medium rare sirloin steak with scrambled eggs, “hashbrown” and toast. Tasted better than it looks. $18.99 5/10

Just saw the full video and it’s so much funnier

@findyourownUN @ThorBjornsson_ @enhanced_games It is usually defined, as there are MANY different forms of deadlift and disciplines. For example, the silver dollar deadlift is 580kg, the 18 inch is 537.5kg, the elephant bar 474.5kg. So again, who do you reckon has broken the record?

@PsychoMartin131 @ThorBjornsson_ @enhanced_games It’s not a conventional deadlift world record. It’s a deadlift world record. Learn how to read.

I’m stronger than ever 7 weeks out 1003lbs / 455kg deadlift @enhanced_games May 24th I’m deadlifting more than 510kg and breaking my deadlift World Recrd!

@oregontruthtalk @ThorBjornsson_ @enhanced_games How do you reckon? Considering it was set at a competition.

@ThorBjornsson_ @enhanced_games Your fake record

@jean_raich @ThorBjornsson_ @enhanced_games You did more than most will all week buddy! Its not about the numbers, its about getting in there and doing the thing!

@ThorBjornsson_ @enhanced_games I bench pressed 50kg today. I’ll just go hide in my room.