Psylph - just trying to keep cool

@sarge_stan Noooooooo!! 🫂😓

@kobertthecat @TheCatSenate What did I do NOW!?

trying to explode u. with my brain

@marbledacat Give Marble treats whenever the new cat comes and asks for attention/treats. Make her think the new cat has a special treat ability. 🤔

shes been taken to the vet and checked for a microchip but there is no chip… how do i convince marble its okay for her to have a sister thats loud

guys the woman i rent from found this cat abandoned in a parking lot and so shes been keeping her here while trying to find her a home and the problem is marble is such a solo cat but i want her 😭😭😭 shes a sweetheart and shes very vocal hahaha

@StinkRatsCharms My cat's drugs came through my human pharmacy (they were a lot cheaper!) so his bottle reads "LASTNAME, SATOU CAT." This has led to a whole Satou Cat song, the gist of which is that "he's a Satou, and he's a cat."

I try to make things fun for my animals which means I often sing to them about their little tasks. But sometimes my own songs get stuck in my head, so I was singing "tiny weenie gets to have her druuuugs!" while making coffee after drugs had been administered

@marbledacat @TheCatSenate It's about time!! She's gonna need a framed photo of the you for her desk!

yelly on thise yell girle monday to tell yuo that mine momb finally start an jorb in her field (watever that meens) and it,s only an few dayes a week so she can staye home LOTS with the ME (marbol )!

@marbledacat @TheCatSenate Nice form!

ohohoho . it,s sundae so yuo kno wat that meens

@marbledacat A man who doesn't even bring treats, smh

still donot trust mine guncle on the count of hes man , but ime still need mine pets and cuddols from momb !!

@marbledacat That's a mystery!

@Psylphen NO!!!!!! so WHY is he heer if not to bring treets to the me (marbol)

mine guncle is visting so ime must stay alerte

@scruffkit 😂😂😂 You look fabulous, Coop

I hope I'm not too late furriends! I got a bit lost on the way 😅 is there still a pawty happening?!?! #burningmouse 🧡Cooper

@UnamusedSnorlax Love that for you, lol

Did not expect to be watching a film where the type of antidepressant I have is used in a murder plot XD

@latkedelrey I still have that pop up about my mom, and she's been gone for 6 years now. 😥🫂

these days i seem to think a lot about the things that i forgot to do for you and all the times i had the chance to

@kobertthecat @TheCatSenate 😲

@Psylphen @TheCatSenate meow

jus thinken. contentplating. wundering

@DijahSB Told my son and he adds, "Well, that's depressing. Maybe she can make her own chicken with the rest of the sauce?"

@DijahSB WTH

why would this spot disrespect me and give me two pieces of chicken in my butter chicken. niggas gave me just the butter

@feederofcats Despite that, I'm surprised people aren't jumping at the chance!

deciding to make 2 kittens a double adoption-only case almost guarantees it'll be harder to get them adopted so it's not an easy decision to require that they go together but I really think Envelope would be distraught without Stamps :(

nope, Stamps and Envelope are still sitting here waiting for a special person to come love them. It makes me pretty sad

@shesasolarbeing These are all such perfect fits 💜

I need to bring this series back

@kobertthecat @TheCatSenate *is super effective*

*tries to seduce u*