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This is what I expected when Central Park said they were doing the light show with the drones

@JonThaCrow You let them Twitter ads get you, didn’t you?

@JonThaCrow What heathens are you interacting with???

Every day I check Google maps for cafés near me as if a new one is going to sprout overnight

I’m so close to being a @REVOLVE girlie

“Don’t ask friends for help moving as an adult” “don’t ask friends to do a potluck as an adult” you can literally ask me to hold your hand at the dentist and I will do it

@_MSS24_ Join mma 👀

I just wanna punch shit

Looking for a sugar parent to sponsor my trip to T&T carnival. I have absolutely nothing to give in return

Newark should not count as a NYC airport 🗣🗣🗣

@notcapnamerica The Inside House in Chiang Mai M

What’s the best hotel you ever stayed at?

if you’re not treating my friend right ima find her a new man 😂 play w someone else

I hope for the sake of consistency you guys are this miserable about everything

@_Mariah24_ You know when people come in smelling like outside 🤢

“Smells like atmosphere” ????? 😂😂

y’all keep begging for fall and winter like we don’t be cold/in the dark 5+ months out the year. why can’t we just enjoy our 2-3 likkle sunshine months?

Permanently banned from Tiktok for posting this video

Transitioning my hair and I need everyone to know I’m hating it so far

If the street sweeper already came why are you still handing out tickets??

Doesn’t matter what show I’m watching when I hear the hbo soundtrack. I immediately sing the GOT theme song.

First summer we get to be outside in 2 years and each day is costing $500

I hate that I can’t dress for summer cause you hoes like indoor places to be at 68°